The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 07/21/2011
Neuroscientist David Eagleton thinks dreams demonstrate that reality might be a simulation.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Reading
Stephen interrupts his reading of Michael Sandel's "Justice: What's the Right Thing to Do?" to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Humanized by Pie
After Rupert Murdoch gets hit with a pie, News Corp.'s stocks spike, the English Parliament apologizes, and even the media sharks celebrating his downfall feel bad.
The Colbert ReportS7 Voter ID Laws
To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Sandel
Michael Sandel uses real-world examples to test big philosophical concepts and ethical questions about justice and cannibalism.
The Colbert ReportS7 Congressional Partisan Rancor
Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill.
The Colbert ReportS7 I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney English
California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Space Robot
Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
The Colbert ReportS7 Death of America's Space Program
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/21/11
Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
The Colbert ReportS7 NBC: No Butt Coverage
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Eagleman
Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
The Colbert ReportS7 Brian Cox
Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub
Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change.
The Colbert ReportS7 Y2-Gay
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring."
The Colbert ReportS7 Exclusive - Stephen Colbert and the Third Man Records Rolling Record Store in New York City
Stephen performs his hit song, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)" and sells records with Jack White in New York City.
The Colbert ReportS7 Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity
Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - The Thinker
Stephen interrupts his deep thoughts to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 "Poor" in America
A Heritage Foundation report proves that as long as "poor" Americans have refrigerators and the strength to brush flies off their eyeballs, they're not really poor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Cancels on Stephen
Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - America's Bucket List
Stephen says goodnight while checking off items from America's bucket list.
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