The Colbert Report
Middle Eastern Dogs
Season 6 • 03/18/2010
We have terrorist sleeper cells in America, and they're at the foot of the bed.
Rebecca SklootThe Colbert ReportS6
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
Nell Irvin PainterThe Colbert ReportS6
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & GolfThe Colbert ReportS6
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
United States Census 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
Ireland's Shamrock ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James MartinThe Colbert ReportS6
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill ReminderThe Colbert ReportS6
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
Mary MatalinThe Colbert ReportS6
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
Middle Eastern DogsThe Colbert ReportS6
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
Claire McCaskillThe Colbert ReportS6
Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
Passover Dinner With ElijahThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
Geriatric Breeding ProgramThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
Sign Off - Friedrich SchillerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
Passover CommercialismThe Colbert ReportS6
Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
The Word - Napoleon Blown ApartThe Colbert ReportS6
The Republicans may have lost the health care fight, but that sets them up for real victory in November.
The Word - Forgive and ForgetThe Colbert ReportS6
If the pope is responsible for a sex abuse cover-up, the Catholic Church needs to reassign him to a religion where nobody knows him.
Ricky Martin Is GayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen dismissed the rumors that Ricky Martin was gay back when he was a local anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs.
Thought for Food - Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie OliverThe Colbert ReportS6
Babies can now poop in corn diapers, junk food is addictive, and Jamie Oliver shows American kids how chicken nuggets are made.
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