The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Long-Term Visitors

Season 16 • 06/21/2011

If you've been in America eight months, you live here.

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04:00

The Schlong Goodbye
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CNN, Fox News and MSNBC cut away from Nancy Pelosi's news conference after she announces that there will be no Weiner talk.
06/20/2011
03:45

Fox News Channel - Fair & Balanced
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Chris Wallace basically gives away the Fox News game in his unedited interview with Jon on "Fox News Sunday."
06/20/2011
06:22

Ray Nagin
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Ray Nagin attributes the slow Hurricane Katrina response to politics and mistakes.
06/20/2011
03:20

New York City Outdoor Smoking Ban
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Samantha Bee finds that the smoking ban finally allows residents to enjoy the splendor of New York City's outdoor spaces.
06/20/2011
02:33

Tee Party
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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John Boehner and John Kasich take to the links to discuss what should be done with the poor.
06/20/2011
00:34

Moment of Zen - Remembering Clarence Clemons
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Bruce Springsteen introduces "Big Man" Clarence Clemons at a concert.
06/20/2011
00:49

Moment of Zen - Barack Obama Calms a Crying Baby
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Barack Obama calms a crying baby as soon as he picks her up.
06/21/2011
05:36

Fox News' False Statements
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Fox News turns into a lying dynasty when PolitiFact checks the news network for false statements.
06/21/2011
07:00

Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz removes Jon's stitches with blunt scissors while talking about "Bad Teacher."
06/21/2011
06:08

The Fast and the Furious - Mexico Grift
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The ATF plan to prevent American guns from being used in Mexican gun violence is to provide Mexican gangs with American guns.
06/21/2011
00:58

Intro - Long-Term Visitors
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Jon delivers a quick word to the tourist community: if you've been in America eight months, you live here.
06/21/2011
02:16

Grecian Burn - Credit Default Swaps
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Aasif Mandvi explains how Goldman Sachs helped Greek people to continue retiring a few years after puberty.
06/22/2011
03:52

Grecian Burn
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Young people and the elderly throw incendiary devices and yogurt to protest Greece's proposed austerity measures.
06/22/2011
02:02

Grecian Burn - Battle of Duality
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Greece is torn between the aggression of the Spartans and the wisdom of the Athenians when dealing with its debt.
06/22/2011
06:54

Mitchell Zuckoff
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Mitchell Zuckoff recounts the rescue of WWII soldiers stranded with cannibals in New Guinea after a plane crash.
06/22/2011
05:04

Aliens vs. Senator
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Puppet John McCain blames illegal immigrants for starting the wildfires in Arizona, hiding his remote and taking his reading glasses.
06/22/2011
00:14

Moment of Zen - Geraldo Rivera Reports on Casey Anthony Trial
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Geraldo Rivera trusts evidence will show that Casey Anthony is a selfish, narcissistic, self-involved slut.
06/22/2011
02:01

Corn-Hold
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The New York State Legislature attempts to pass a bill legalizing same-sex marriage but votes for the official state vegetable instead.
06/23/2011
06:46

A Fewer Good Men
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Barack Obama disappoints both sides by announcing the incremental withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan.
06/23/2011
00:27

Moment of Zen - Lindsey Graham Doesn't Enjoy War
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Lindsey Graham answers questions about the Afghanistan war in the third person.
06/23/2011
04:50

You're Welcome - Hacker Threat
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John Hodgman does whatever it takes to keep the hackers happy so his Etsy storefront stays safe.
06/23/2011
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