The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Old News - The Old and the Beautiful

Season 4 E 15 • 08/04/1999

The sexiest celebrities over 60.

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01:24

This Just In - Boy Who Cried Wolfgang
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Don't let your kids watch TV, and for God's sake, keep them away from Mozart.
08/03/1999
04:31

Touched by a Sea Monster
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A Vermont man has whittled years of waiting and waiting and waiting down to 90 pages of helpful hints ideal for anyone searching for an elusive 20-foot-long sea creature.
08/03/1999
01:21

Other News - Brown Acres
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One of the worst drought of the century is destroying crops and reeking havoc on the lives of American farmers, except of course for those who farm dirt and tears.
08/03/1999
02:52

The Loin King
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The real life Tarzan claims he can train a cat faster than Siegfried and Roy working on the same pussy at the same time.
08/04/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Old Jump
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An old man attempts the long jump.
08/04/1999
02:32

Back in Black - Indigenous Peoples
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Playing a flute with your nose isn't good for your image or for the peoples sitting in the front row.
08/04/1999
03:44

Denis Leary
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Booze from an outside country will need to be flown in for the upcoming Leary family wedding.
08/04/1999
01:53

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Hillary's Absolution
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Kudos to Hillary Clinton for bravely stating the obvious: that her husband's philandering was part of the path to healing.
08/04/1999
01:15

This Just In - Money for Snuffing
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Government officials are delighted to obtain a hot film from a first time director without having to go to Sundance.
08/04/1999
01:36

Other News - Teen Angels
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Youth violence is down due to the heartfelt poetry of Jewel and an increase in brutal sexual attacks on pies.
08/04/1999
04:20

Old News - The Old and the Beautiful
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Modern Maturity puts out its list of top celebrities over 60.
08/04/1999
03:33

The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing
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Stacey Grenrock explores cat dancing and receives some good advice on keeping the pussy trimmed.
08/05/1999
01:04

This Just In - Six Feet Down Under
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Rodney Ansell, the original Crocodile Dundee, is gunned down in a police shootout.
08/05/1999
03:54

Jeffrey Tambor
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Jeffrey Tambor discusses his role in the movie "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" and his high school football and drama teams.
08/05/1999
02:37

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Rudy Giuliani
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Jon pleads for Mayor Giuliani to release his son from a box so he can defend New York against Mechagodzilla.
08/05/1999
01:05

Other News - Bach Set
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Musicologist Christoph Wolff finds lost works of Johann Sebastian Bach after a 20 year search.
08/05/1999
01:36

Headlines - Union Carbide - Dow - The Chemical Brothers
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Dow Chemical acquires Union Carbide, making one large company of pure evil that can more efficiently poison us.
08/05/1999
01:17

Headlines - Party Lines
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Governor Bush will not deny that he's used cocaine,-- which really makes you know he's used cocaine.
08/05/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - Cat Lady
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A cat lady pretends she is a cat.
08/05/1999
02:52

Headlines - Boy Scouts of America - The Pink Badge of Courage
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The New Jersey Supreme Court rules that the Boy Scouts must allow gay troop leaders into their organization.
08/05/1999
01:29

This Just In - Ho's Were the Days
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In all likelihood, a nearby brothel will only hire a few employees of the Mustang Ranch because their only references are whores.
08/09/1999
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