The Colbert Report
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like Lincoln
Season 5 • 01/20/2009
Barack Obama needs to blaze his own hair trail.
Tip/Wag - Monkey on the LamThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS5
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
MLK Day MascotThe Colbert ReportS5
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
Intro - 1/19/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
The Word - SacrificeThe Colbert ReportS5
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
Boiling Frog MetaphorThe Colbert ReportS5
To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
Stephen's Inauguration BreakdownThe Colbert ReportS5
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
Jabari AsimThe Colbert ReportS5
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
Stephen Realizes He's BlackThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
P.K. Winsome - Inauguration MerchandiseThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like LincolnThe Colbert ReportS5
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
Stephen's Remix ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen does not -- not -- want you to take his interview with Lawrence Lessig and remix it with a pumping k-hole groove.
President Yo-Yo MaThe Colbert ReportS5
Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
Intro - 1/21/09The Colbert ReportS5
It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
Election 2012 - Chuck ToddThe Colbert ReportS5
Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
Elizabeth AlexanderThe Colbert ReportS5
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
Near-President ObamaThe Colbert ReportS5
The lack of a Bible isn't the only Godless part of Barack Obama and John Roberts' secret rendezvous.
Un-American News - President Obama EditionThe Colbert ReportS5
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
Refreshing Sierra MistThe Colbert ReportS5
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
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