The Colbert Report

Fred Thompson's Lackluster Candidacy

Season 3 • 10/04/2007

Stephen offers Fred Thompson some advice on how to get applause without asking.

More

Watching

description unavailable
02:00

Alpha Dog of the Week - President Bush
The Colbert ReportS3

President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
10/03/2007
description unavailable
02:52

Krugman Correction
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen finds out that Paul Krugman has in fact changed the release date of his book.
10/03/2007
description unavailable
01:39

Monkey on the Lam - Missouri
The Colbert ReportS3

A monkey escaped from the University of Missouri in 1943 and remains at large to this day.
10/03/2007
description unavailable
00:31

Intro - 10/3/07
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen counts down the days till his book comes out, and discusses gay issues while thinking about straight issues.
10/03/2007
description unavailable
06:15

Jim Lovell
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
10/03/2007
description unavailable
05:58

ThreatDown - Science and Technology Edition
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen decries remote controls, hybrid cars, careless scientists, white chocolate and robotic vacuums.
10/04/2007
description unavailable
03:40

The Word - Catastrophe
The Colbert ReportS3

North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
10/04/2007
description unavailable
00:41

An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
10/04/2007
description unavailable
04:59

John Kao
The Colbert ReportS3

John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
10/04/2007
description unavailable
00:33

Intro - 10/4/07
The Colbert ReportS3

Tonight: Why Bush is Truman, the dangers of hybrid cars, and guest John Kao's claim that America has lost its lead in innovation -- clearly he hasn't tried Oreo pizza.
10/04/2007
description unavailable
04:16

Fred Thompson's Lackluster Candidacy
The Colbert ReportS3

At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking.
10/04/2007
description unavailable
00:34

Intro - 10/8/07
The Colbert ReportS3

Rush Limbaugh is criticized for his comments about soldiers, President Bush vetoes health care legislation, and Stephen won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized.
10/08/2007
description unavailable
04:29

The Word - Medium Matters
The Colbert ReportS3

The Constitution gives the media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.
10/08/2007
description unavailable
03:14

Doggie Co-Author
The Colbert ReportS3

The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
10/08/2007
description unavailable
01:14

Sign Off - I Am America (And So Can You!) Day
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen counts us down to the release of his new book.
10/08/2007
description unavailable
05:40

George Saunders
The Colbert ReportS3

George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
10/08/2007
description unavailable
04:28

Balls for Kidz - SCHIP
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen invites kids on the show for an explanation of what SCHIP is and why they can't have it.
10/08/2007
description unavailable
05:25

The Stephen Colbert Interview
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
10/09/2007
description unavailable
02:43

New Reagan Coin
The Colbert ReportS3

There is a growing gap in this country between the number of awards Ronald Reagan deserves and the number he has received.
10/09/2007
description unavailable
01:02

Sign Off - Lead-Free Ink
The Colbert ReportS3

Stephen calms any fears we may still have about his new book.
10/09/2007
description unavailable
00:34

Intro - 10/9/07
The Colbert ReportS3

Questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness, and Stephen's book finally comes out.
10/09/2007
You may also like5 Videos
description unavailable
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
00:35

A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
South ParkS25

Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
00:29

Diwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Hot Mess Holiday

Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
12/20/2021