The Colbert Report
The Word - Shhhh!...
Season 1 • 11/03/2005
If you can't say something nice about the horrors of war, then shhhh!
The War on Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
C-Span CoverageThe Colbert ReportS1
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
Lieber - One TesticleThe Colbert ReportS1
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
Intro - 11/2/05The Colbert ReportS1
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
Fract - Karl MarxThe Colbert ReportS1
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
Bradley WhitfordThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
The In-Box - Kicking AssThe Colbert ReportS1
Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs JonesThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
Judge TubbsThe Colbert ReportS1
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
Intro - 11/3/05The Colbert ReportS1
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
The Word - Shhhh!...The Colbert ReportS1
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em RobotsThe Colbert ReportS1
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
Rioting Do's and Don'tsThe Colbert ReportS1
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
Intro - 11/7/05The Colbert ReportS1
Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
Eliot SpitzerThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen speak with governor-hopeful Eliot Spitzer about campaign costs, his chances of winning and if he agrees that bears are a major threat.
Fract - Frnap: The Freedom SnapThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen introduces the Freedom Snap: the Frnap -- which shouts an insult at your country.
The Word - HoserThe Colbert ReportS1
After Canada picked up The Colbert Report, Stephen began to rethink his ill feelings towards the country that was once put on notice.
ThreatDown - PiratesThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen warns us about pirates, Canadian optometrists, professional musicians, mixing romance with NASCAR, and of course, bears.
Yet Another Day - Flesh-Eating VirusThe Colbert ReportS1
Tomorrow morning on "Yet Another Day," Christina tells you how to avoid contracting a flesh-eating virus.
Intercepted Satellite FeedThe Colbert ReportS1
Bloggers intercepted satellite feed of Stephen's interview with Bradley Whitford and posted the footage on the Internet.
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