The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Feeding Jimmy Fallon's Portrait
Season 8 • 11/09/2011
Stephen feeds Americone Dream to a photo of Jimmy Fallon.
Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under SiegeThe Colbert ReportS8
Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands.
Seth MeyersThe Colbert ReportS8
Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options.
Herman Cain Won't Be StoppedThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" shortly after a fourth woman steps forward with graphic sexual harassment accusations.
Sign Off - Custom Escape YachtThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen asks Hargrave Custom Yachts for his boat.
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Fired Santa Claus & Colbert Super PAC ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS8
New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right.
Americone Dream of the FutureThe Colbert ReportS8
Dippin' Dots files for bankruptcy, leaving a gap in the future-dessert continuum that only Americone Dream can fill.
Intro - 11/9/11The Colbert ReportS8
The Herman Cain scandal continues to unfold, Stephen says goodbye to a classic dessert, and Father Jim Martin discusses the role of humor in a spiritual life.
Herman Cain's Democrat ConspiracyThe Colbert ReportS8
The sexual harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt, and he isn't afraid to point out who's really behind them.
The Word - Bully PulpitThe Colbert ReportS8
Michigan Senate Republicans pants an anti-bullying law and stuff it in a locker, adding moral and religious exemptions to it.
James MartinThe Colbert ReportS8
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
Sign Off - Feeding Jimmy Fallon's PortraitThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen spoon-feeds Americone Dream to Jimmy Fallon's headshot.
Shock & AussieThe Colbert ReportS8
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
Rick Perry's Sorry, OopsThe Colbert ReportS8
The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
Occupy U.C. BerkeleyThe Colbert ReportS8
When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
Brian EnoThe Colbert ReportS8
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
Thomas ThwaitesThe Colbert ReportS8
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
Intro - 11/14/11The Colbert ReportS8
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
Vodka TamponsThe Colbert ReportS8
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
Sign Off - Leaf BlowerThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibbenThe Colbert ReportS8
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
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