The Colbert Report
Frank Sulloway
Season 3 E 92 • 07/19/2007

Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.

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The Colbert ReportS3 E91
The Word - Smiley Face

How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
02:23

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
2007 Filibustacular

Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
05:52

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
John Mellencamp

John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
07/18/2007
01:44

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
Alpha Dog of the Week - David Beckham

It takes alpha-sized man-crumpets to drum up coverage and cash, and then not do the one thing that is theoretically interesting about you.
07/18/2007
02:29

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
Tip/Wag - Arnold Schwarzenegger

American television will teach immigrants all the necessary phrases like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and "Dy-no-mite!"
07/18/2007
00:15

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Sign Off - Length of the Show Contest

Stephen congratulates the winner of his "Guess the Length of the Show" contest, who won with a guess of 30 minutes.
07/19/2007
03:28

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone

After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
07/19/2007
07:09

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Michael Moore

Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
07/19/2007
03:17

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Republican Candidates' Suffering

John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
07/19/2007
00:32

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Intro - 7/19/07

Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
07/19/2007
04:27

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Frank Sulloway

Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
07/19/2007
00:15

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Sign Off - Just About Out of Time

The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
07/23/2007
00:13

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Intro - 7/23/07

Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
07/23/2007
06:01

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Colbert Platinum - Private Submarines

You've got your Lamborghini, you've got your private jet, you've got your schooner -- what should your next expensive vehicle purchase be? A submarine.
07/23/2007
02:58

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Stephen's Fountain of Youth

When Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson appeared on The Report, he didn't just get the Colbert Bump -- his hair looked more brown than usual.
07/23/2007
05:41

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Simon Schama

Simon Schama says the purpose of art is to unleash the floodgates of passion. Stephen says FEMA has to protect people from the flooding of his passion.
07/23/2007
04:30

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
The Word - Premium Package

Americans have basic rights, and those rights should not be denied on the basis of their color, creed, or religion -- it should be on the basis of their tax returns.
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The Colbert ReportS3 E94
Anthony Romero

ACLU Director Anthony Romero, author of "In Defense of Our America," defends Stephen's right to burn his book.
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The Colbert ReportS3 E94
The Word - Modest Porpoisal

Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction.
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The Colbert ReportS3 E94
Movies That Are Destroying America: Chuck and Larry

Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
07/24/2007
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The Colbert ReportS3 E94
Bush's Butt

If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
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