The Colbert Report

Frank Sulloway

Season 3 • 07/19/2007

Frank Sulloway's research shows that elder siblings are smarter. Youngest sibling Stephen disagrees.

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The Word - Smiley Face
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How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
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2007 Filibustacular
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Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
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John Mellencamp
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John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
07/18/2007
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Alpha Dog of the Week - David Beckham
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It takes alpha-sized man-crumpets to drum up coverage and cash, and then not do the one thing that is theoretically interesting about you.
07/18/2007
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02:29

Tip/Wag - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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American television will teach immigrants all the necessary phrases like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and "Dy-no-mite!"
07/18/2007
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Sign Off - Length of the Show Contest
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Stephen congratulates the winner of his "Guess the Length of the Show" contest, who won with a guess of 30 minutes.
07/19/2007
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03:28

March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone
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After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
07/19/2007
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Michael Moore
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Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
07/19/2007
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03:17

Republican Candidates' Suffering
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John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
07/19/2007
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Intro - 7/19/07
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Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
07/19/2007
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Frank Sulloway
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Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
07/19/2007
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00:15

Sign Off - Just About Out of Time
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The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
07/23/2007
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Intro - 7/23/07
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Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
07/23/2007
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Colbert Platinum - Private Submarines
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You've got your Lamborghini, you've got your private jet, you've got your schooner -- what should your next expensive vehicle purchase be? A submarine.
07/23/2007
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02:58

Stephen's Fountain of Youth
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When Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson appeared on The Report, he didn't just get the Colbert Bump -- his hair looked more brown than usual.
07/23/2007
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05:41

Simon Schama
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Simon Schama says the purpose of art is to unleash the floodgates of passion. Stephen says FEMA has to protect people from the flooding of his passion.
07/23/2007
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The Word - Premium Package
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Americans have basic rights, and those rights should not be denied on the basis of their color, creed, or religion -- it should be on the basis of their tax returns.
07/23/2007
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Anthony Romero
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ACLU Director Anthony Romero, author of "In Defense of Our America," defends Stephen's right to burn his book.
07/24/2007
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The Word - Modest Porpoisal
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Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction.
07/24/2007
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04:20

Movies That Are Destroying America: Chuck and Larry
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Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
07/24/2007
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Bush's Butt
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If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
07/24/2007
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