The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
This Just In - The Herpe Highway
Season 3 • 03/23/1999
You can now get your hives on I-95.
This Just In - Inflated EgosThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones become the first to circumnavigate the globe in a balloon.
Headlines - Troubly BubbliesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The Wal-Mart Bubby Chubbies toys are similar in design and the feel of the Teletubbies, only none of them are gay.
Where's Wallaby?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
For Herbert Fritch, a family member was missing, but for animal control, a dangerous fugitive was on the loose.
Recap - 3/23/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps the night's top stories.
Norm MacdonaldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
At the Aspen Comedy Festival, the only two comedians who needed oxygen tanks were Norm Macdonald and Rodney Dangerfield.
Headlines - Music for the MassesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Pope John Paul II's motivation in releasing his album is to glorify God, spread the Gospel and, hopefully, to meet chicks.
Moment of Zen - TeletubbiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A yellow Teletubbie blows a party favor at a purple Teletubbie.
A Quick Word of Advice - Keith RichardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Whatever ancient Egyptian healing wrap that Keith Richards is using should be used on his face.
Other News - Tumbling NardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A website is charging subscribers $10 to see nude photos of Keith Richards and $50 not to see the photos.
This Week in Hate - World White WebThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Kids should check out the Internet to learn about reading, writing, arithmetic and Holocaust denial.
This Just In - The Herpe HighwayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Nowadays, when a trucker talks about "Smokey" he is referring to his urethra after a tinkle.
Sandra BullockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Sandra Bullock admires Ben Affleck for his Oscar and tells tales of competing to be a Tobacco Queen.
Moment of Zen - TomahawkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Tomahawk missile is launched to some groovy new age tunes.
Other News - Take the P TrainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The New York City subway system installs toilets in their stations, and offers friendly advice for the murderer on the go.
Kick in the Balkans '99 - GraphicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Vance DeGeneres shows a layer of media savvy by using his Casio Super Battle 2000 to simulate bombing.
Other News - All You Can BeatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The World Wrestling Federation plans to open a restaurant in Times Square and recommends the Rowdy Roddy Pie-cart.
Kick in the Balkans '99 - NATO StrikeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NATO, aka the U.S., sends an air strike into Kosovo to force Slobodan Milosevic to make peace with ethnic Albanians.
Back in Black - Empty QuarterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lewis Black takes a look at an idiot who wants to cross Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter at temperatures in which you can bake a chicken.
This Just In - A Boy Named SumoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
U.S. G.I.'s take up the time-honored tradition of sumo wrestling and celebrate with an eat-this victory dance.
Recap - 3/24/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon revels in his audience's love of poop jokes.
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