The Colbert Report
Simulated Mars Mission
Season 6 • 06/10/2010
Stephen will not let Russia beat America in the "pretending to go to Mars" race.
The Colbert ReportS6 Exclusive - Who's Watching the Watchdog Pt. 2
Stephen visits the TV lab and finally develops real respect for Consumer Reports.
The Colbert ReportS6 Helen Thomas's Reputation
Helen Thomas gets the chance to be known as the cool old lady with the record for most beef consumed in an hour.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - 50 Hamburgers
Stephen hands out the 50 hamburgers he wants Helen Thomas to eat.
The Colbert ReportS6 Shout Out - 7th EACCS
Stephen displays the American flag that was flown by the 7th EACCS over the skies of Afghanistan.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sam Nunn
Sam Nunn hopes to keep nuclear materials out of the hands of terrorists by getting cooperation from other nations.
The Colbert ReportS6 Formidable Opponent - Michael Oren
Israeli ambassador Michael Oren defends Israel's flotilla raid and explains why he does not support an international investigation into the incident.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Chocolate Syrup
Stephen signs off with a bottle of chocolate syrup.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - Soccer Debate - Marc Fisher & Mark Starr
Michael Jordan tries to bring back the Hitler mustache, while Marc Fisher and Mark Starr debate the merits of soccer.
The Colbert ReportS6 BP Stock Sinks
BP may be a soulless corporate giant that could kill all life on the East Coast, but why is its stock going down?
The Colbert ReportS6 Alan Bean
Alan Bean paints scenes from his time in space to leave behind stories that regular people don't know about.
The Colbert ReportS6 Simulated Mars Mission
Stephen competes with Russia by placing his intern, Jay, in a state-of-the-art gym locker for 519 days.
The Colbert ReportS6 Smokin' Pole - The Quest For Arctic Riches: Canada & China
Canada will soon become the foremost authority on caribou dung, and China purchases the world's largest icebreaker.
The Colbert ReportS6 America's Strained Relationship With England
Until America re-establishes its relationship with Great Britain, English muffins will be called freedom muffins, and Brit Hume is Free Hume.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - The New Oxford American Dictionary
Stephen says goodnight and reads from The New Oxford American Dictionary.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Prothero
According to Stephen Prothero, pretending all religions are the same doesn't serve to understand the world.
The Colbert ReportS6 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Tonys & MTV Movie Awards
"Fela!" wins at the Tonys, Rain accepts MTV's badass award, and "truthiness" gets added to the dictionary.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/14/10
There's a new quest for Arctic riches, Stephen recaps the Tony Awards, and Stephen Prothero goes to Hell in seven religions.
The Colbert ReportS6 Carl Safina
Carl Safina attributes the BP oil spill to the government protecting corporate greed instead of public interest.
The Colbert ReportS6 Testoster-Ruin - Hanna Rosin
Stephen demands that lesbians stop creating good examples for our kids, microwaves his boxers and asks Hanna Rosin if men are still needed.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Hot Boxers
Stephen takes his hot boxers out of the microwave.
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