The Colbert Report
Simulated Mars Mission
Season 6 • 06/10/2010
Stephen will not let Russia beat America in the "pretending to go to Mars" race.
Mark FrauenfelderThe Colbert ReportS6
Mark Frauenfelder demonstrates an all-knowing Twitter orb, the most useless machine and a cigar-box guitar.
Helen Thomas's ReputationThe Colbert ReportS6
Helen Thomas gets the chance to be known as the cool old lady with the record for most beef consumed in an hour.
Sign Off - 50 HamburgersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen hands out the 50 hamburgers he wants Helen Thomas to eat.
Shout Out - 7th EACCSThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen displays the American flag that was flown by the 7th EACCS over the skies of Afghanistan.
Sam NunnThe Colbert ReportS6
Sam Nunn hopes to keep nuclear materials out of the hands of terrorists by getting cooperation from other nations.
Formidable Opponent - Michael OrenThe Colbert ReportS6
Israeli ambassador Michael Oren defends Israel's flotilla raid and explains why he does not support an international investigation into the incident.
Sign Off - Chocolate SyrupThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen signs off with a bottle of chocolate syrup.
Sport Report - Soccer Debate - Marc Fisher & Mark StarrThe Colbert ReportS6
Michael Jordan tries to bring back the Hitler mustache, while Marc Fisher and Mark Starr debate the merits of soccer.
BP Stock SinksThe Colbert ReportS6
BP may be a soulless corporate giant that could kill all life on the East Coast, but why is its stock going down?
Alan BeanThe Colbert ReportS6
Alan Bean paints scenes from his time in space to leave behind stories that regular people don't know about.
Simulated Mars MissionThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen competes with Russia by placing his intern, Jay, in a state-of-the-art gym locker for 519 days.
Smokin' Pole - The Quest For Arctic Riches: Canada & ChinaThe Colbert ReportS6
Canada will soon become the foremost authority on caribou dung, and China purchases the world's largest icebreaker.
America's Strained Relationship With EnglandThe Colbert ReportS6
Until America re-establishes its relationship with Great Britain, English muffins will be called freedom muffins, and Brit Hume is Free Hume.
Sign Off - The New Oxford American DictionaryThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight and reads from The New Oxford American Dictionary.
Stephen ProtheroThe Colbert ReportS6
According to Stephen Prothero, pretending all religions are the same doesn't serve to understand the world.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Tonys & MTV Movie AwardsThe Colbert ReportS6
"Fela!" wins at the Tonys, Rain accepts MTV's badass award, and "truthiness" gets added to the dictionary.
Intro - 6/14/10The Colbert ReportS6
There's a new quest for Arctic riches, Stephen recaps the Tony Awards, and Stephen Prothero goes to Hell in seven religions.
Carl SafinaThe Colbert ReportS6
Carl Safina attributes the BP oil spill to the government protecting corporate greed instead of public interest.
Testoster-Ruin - Hanna RosinThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demands that lesbians stop creating good examples for our kids, microwaves his boxers and asks Hanna Rosin if men are still needed.
Sign Off - Hot BoxersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen takes his hot boxers out of the microwave.
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