The Colbert Report

Canton Apology

Season 4 • 07/30/2008

Stephen apologizes for calling Canton, Georgia crappy.

More

Watching

03:39

The Word - Honest Belief
The Colbert ReportS4

The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
03:30

McCain's Mustache
The Colbert ReportS4

The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
00:34

Intro - 7/29/08
The Colbert ReportS4

There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55

Eric Roston
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48

Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
04:42

The Word - Save Ferris
The Colbert ReportS4

Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13

Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30

Intro - 7/30/08
The Colbert ReportS4

America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:23

Spiders for Stephen!
The Colbert ReportS4

Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
03:00

Fat Cat
The Colbert ReportS4

Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
07/30/2008
02:33

Canton Apology
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
00:17

Thanks to the Guests
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
07/31/2008
06:13

Buzz Aldrin
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
07/31/2008
04:45

Brendan Koerner
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
07/31/2008
03:04

Starbucks Cuts Jobs
The Colbert ReportS4

The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
07/31/2008
05:15

Cheating Death - Swimming Safety
The Colbert ReportS4

Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra.
07/31/2008
00:31

Intro - 7/31/08
The Colbert ReportS4

How to be environmentally correct -- step one: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack.
07/31/2008
00:35

Intro - 8/4/08
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen examines John McCain's latest campaign commercial. Good news: it's a talkie.
08/04/2008
03:34

The Word - We the People
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
08/04/2008
03:11

Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The Colbert ReportS4

The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
08/04/2008
07:09

Lucas Conley
The Colbert ReportS4

Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
08/04/2008
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
00:30

XXXI Days of Announcing the Holidays

Andrew Catalon of CBS Sports rings in the holiday season with expert commentary on the festive shows, movies and specials airing all December long!
12/01/2023
Trailer
01:43

"South Park: Snow Day!" Video Game Showcases New Gameplay
South Park

"South Park: Snow Day!" immerses players in a new art style, bringing your favorite characters to life while exploring classic locations from the show, now available to preorder in-store.
12/01/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022