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Heeb Magazine
Season 8 • 04/27/2004
America should catch terrorists with something purely American...a giveaway.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fertile Ground
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
04/26/2004
04:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Unhappy Hour
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
04/26/2004
05:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bob Kerrey Pt. 1
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
04/26/2004
00:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
04/26/2004
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Draft Cards
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
04/27/2004
01:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Getting Drafty?
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
04/27/2004
02:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Warp of the Worlds
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
04/27/2004
05:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
04/27/2004
04:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Lost Vegas
Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values -- and puts a premium on human dignity.
04/27/2004
03:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Symbol Minds
The new Iraq flag features a cartoon face representing how surprised Iraqis without water and electricity are to have a new flag.
04/27/2004
01:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Heeb Magazine
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
04/27/2004
01:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Overdrawn
John Kerry's bank account, aka his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is under scrutiny for not officially releasing her tax returns.
04/28/2004
02:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
Fareed Zakaria discusses the infeasibility of fighting terrorism in a traditional military way.
04/28/2004
04:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
We Love the 70s Edition
If there's one thing the Bush administration will not tolerate, it is other people's secrecy.
04/28/2004
04:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
If Jon Stewart has an 18-hour road trip coming up, he can listen to Fareed Zakaria's audio book.
04/28/2004
03:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Full Disclosure
Senior Political Analyst Rob Corddry wants full disclosure on the sexual histories of all prospective first ladies... spicy.
04/28/2004
00:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Kerry Medal Controversy
Jon Stewart, Moment of Zen, Charles Gibson, John Kerry, Good Morning America, throw, medal, ribbon
04/28/2004
00:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Good Talk
President George W. Bush and Dick Cheney had a good conversation with the 9/11 commission.
04/29/2004
05:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bob Woodward Pt. 1
Bob Woodward interviewed President George W. Bush for 3 hours while researching his book.
04/29/2004
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Neutered
Children read a transcript from Chris Matthews' "Hardball."
04/29/2004
04:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bob Woodward Pt. 2
Dick Cheney is connected to the Oval Office by a long leash so he doesn't go too far.
04/29/2004
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