The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Aliens
Season 8 • 01/12/2004
President Bush dangles a carrot to the nation's Latino vote.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Digital Watch - Camera Phone
Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Catch Us if You Scan
As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Hobo
Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Canada Cold
Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Celebrity Mole
The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Paul O'Neal
Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Right Out Of The Closet
Ed Helms explains that conservatives are here and control the entire government, most major corporations and many media outlets. Get used to it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Atkins Meat Puppets
Carbohydrates are the new evil -- just as an earlier generation scorned fat, and the generation before that, Communism.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis rants about President Bush, the soldiers, patriotism and domestic policy...all in one breath.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Aliens
George W. Bush announces an overhaul of American's immigration policy that will offer amnesty to undocumented aliens -- if they'll vote for him.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Tex Mex
Generalissimo George W. Bush meets with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Club For Growth
A conservative activist group, Club for Growth, airs an ad against Howard Dean.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Showdown in Iowa
Rob Corddry believes Howard Dean should leave Iowa for the weekend and have a great time in Illinois.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Indecision 2004 - Howard Dean
Howard Dean is a tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, left-wing freak show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Canning
Steve Carell spends his summer in the basement putting things in jars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Catherine Weitz
Catherine Weitz sheds some light on the latest Mars mission.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'Neill
Paul O'Neill says President Bush had plans to invade Iraq before attaining office, an allegation the Secretary of Defense defends against.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - 1/14/04
Jon compares walking around with a set of keys to walking around in the freezing cold weather outside.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Hussein's Heroes
Saddam Hussein is granted prisoner of war status and a leather bomber jacket.
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