The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 09/13/2007
With great awareness comes great responsibility.
The Colbert ReportS3 Joel Klein
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/12/07
If NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein visits Stephen, then who's chancelling the schools?
The Colbert ReportS3 1-888-MOPS-KEY
In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Re-Run
MSNBC's unedited rebroadcast of the events of 9/11 gives Stephen an idea for boosting the president's approval ratings.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One
Tek Jansen's latest adventure is his first adventure, from space dog vending to a fateful fall.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/13/07
Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Emmys
Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart.
The Colbert ReportS3 Father James Martin
Stephen asks Father James Martin if he was shocked to find out that Mother Teresa is probably in hell.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen for President - Answering the Call
Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ed Begley Jr.
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
The Colbert ReportS3 WristStrong
Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/18/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
The Colbert ReportS3 Difference Makers - Nitro Girl
Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Let My People Go
Every presidential election year, California's 55 electoral college votes go to the Democratic candidate just because more people voted for him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Naomi Wolf
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/19/07
A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colbert Platinum - Green Edition
We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Solitarity
If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Market Forces
When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
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