The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 04/28/2008
Stephen had no idea John Kerry was so electable in 2004.
ThreatDown - Juicing BullsThe Colbert ReportS4
Bulls forget to be role models for veal, and bees, those little blossom sluts, take advantage of America's mortgage crisis.
Maria ShriverThe Colbert ReportS4
If California's first lady, a member of a political dynasty and wealthy former news anchor, doesn't know who she is, what chance do the rest of us have?
Difference Makers - BumBotThe Colbert ReportS4
The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker?
Petraeus' PromotionThe Colbert ReportS4
Congratulations to General Petraeus on his promotion and to Nell Carter on her historic 39th presidency -- too bad, Jimmy Carter.
Intro - 4/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
The global food shortage reaches the U.S., a hero hits the streets and Maria Shriver writes an inspirational book for teens.
The Word - Kernel of TruthThe Colbert ReportS4
To win the energy war, we have to conserve the most important energy -- our own.
Sport Report - TimbersportsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen demands that it is time for America to take Timbersports back!
Intro - 4/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Ethanol solves the energy crisis. Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?
Miley Cyrus Photo ShootThe Colbert ReportS4
How many more stars need to get manipulated before Annie Leibovitz is stopped?
FeistThe Colbert ReportS4
Steve Jobs offered Feist U.S. citizenship as part of the deal for doing the iPod commercial.
ElectabilityThe Colbert ReportS4
Howard Dean knows exactly what it takes to get elected to be President.
Obama Breaks With WrightThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is worried that the Reverend Wright controversy is finally behind Obama.
McCain's SuperstitionsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen shows his support for John McCain despite all of the senator's superstitions.
Anne LamottThe Colbert ReportS4
Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
The Word - Separation of Church & PlateThe Colbert ReportS4
What unites us is our ability to come together as one people and say to one another, "You're not like me."
Tip/Wag - BarbieThe Colbert ReportS4
Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards.
Intro - 4/29/08The Colbert ReportS4
Christian license plates now available in Florida, knife-wielding ninja monkeys still unavailable in Iran and Anne Lamott is set to crack.
Salinger WatchThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen challenges J.D. Salinger to come on the show.
Noah FeldmanThe Colbert ReportS4
Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
Intro - 4/30/08The Colbert ReportS4
Obama distances himself from his former pastor. Meanwhile, McCain distances kids from his lawn.
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