The Colbert Report

American Sexual Habits

Season 6 • 10/05/2010

Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex with Not a Barbie and Samwise Gamgee.

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Eugene Robinson
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Eugene Robinson sees four categories of black America, and Stephen should feel threatened by all of them.
10/04/2010
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Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM Legislation
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Kids learn Tea Party values from a coloring book, and the Senate prevents commercials from being played louder than TV shows.
10/04/2010
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The Word - It's a Small-Minded World
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Disney has no choice but to assign a Muslim intern to a secluded stockroom after she refuses to remove her hijab.
10/04/2010
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We World War Won It
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Now that Germany has finished paying its reparations for World War I, it's time to lay off the Kaiser.
10/04/2010
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Sign Off - Matching Donor
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Remember to tell your family how much you love them because finding a matching donor is difficult.
10/04/2010
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/05/2010
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Langur Monkey Security
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Stephen announces his langur monkey security plan and asks you to donate to DonorsChoose.org.
10/05/2010
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Leon Botstein
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Leon Botstein has made it mandatory for college freshmen at Bard to take a three-week intensive on a scientific discipline.
10/05/2010
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Intro - 10/5/10
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Stephen looks at the drug war in Mexico, and Leon Botstein wants to eliminate the last two years of high school.
10/05/2010
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Gang Busters - John Burnett
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John Burnett says recreational drug users are contributing directly to the mayhem in Mexico.
10/05/2010
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American Sexual Habits
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Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable.
10/05/2010
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Rawesome Foods Raid
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The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA.
10/06/2010
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Intro - 10/6/10
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The government tries to take control of America's food, and Mavis Staples and Wilco's Jeff Tweedy perform.
10/06/2010
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Tiny Triumphs - Environmentalist Ear Pollution
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Frito-Lay discontinues its biodegradable chip bags, and residents file lawsuits about the noise caused by wind turbines.
10/06/2010
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Mavis Staples & Jeff Tweedy
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Mavis Staples discusses her arranged marriage with Jeff Tweedy, recalls opening for Martin Luther King Jr. and denies singing the devil's music.
10/06/2010
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Sign Off - You Are Not Alone
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Get the album by Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, "You Are Not Alone," today.
10/06/2010
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Sign Off - Don't Go to DonorsChoose.com
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Go to DonorsChoose.org, not the crazy porn site, DonorsChoose.com.
10/07/2010
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Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.com
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To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
10/07/2010
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DonorsChoose.org Fear Drawings
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Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
10/07/2010
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Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary Johnson
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Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
10/07/2010
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Davis Guggenheim
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Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
10/07/2010
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