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Warning Sickness
Season 7 • 02/10/2003
America's terror alert rises from yellow to orange based on specific information.
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02:40
Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
05:47
Full Metal Junket
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
00:14
Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
02:59
Afghanistan: Where is it Now?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The drug crop is booming and the bazaars are bumping in newly democratized Afghanistan.
02/06/2003
00:55
Pataki Activities
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Governor Pataki suggests some productive activities for New Yorkers during a heightened alert.
02/10/2003
03:06
Emoticons
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Corddry anticipates an attack based on all caps messages and emoticon use on Al Qaeda sites.
02/10/2003
06:43
Joe Klein
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Klein compares taking care of his teenage daughter to America taking care of the French.
02/10/2003
01:47
Michael Jackson Alert Scale
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Based on a report, the Michael Jackson Alert Level has been raised from "Mochaccino" to "Pasty."
02/10/2003
00:11
Moment of Zen - Mecca
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Muslims worship at Mecca
02/10/2003
03:47
Digital Watch - Personal Computer
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Owning a computer is like having your very own TV with a built-in radio.
02/10/2003
03:23
Warning Sickness
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The specific information does not include time, place, methods or means.
02/10/2003
03:28
NATO Crisis
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Turkey requests NATO assistance for defensive purposes, but France, Germany and Belgium block it.
02/11/2003
05:43
Bebe Neuwirth
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Bebe Neuwirth explains that she can't go to her favorite sandwich place because of a health inspector problem.
02/11/2003
03:22
Madman-ography - Kim Jong-il
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
In recent months, Kim Jong-il has started his nuclear reactor program and threatened the West with total war.
02/11/2003
00:14
Moment of Zen - Kim Jong-il Photos
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
A series of Kim Jong-il photos are displayed
02/11/2003
02:38
Oscar Nominations
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Rob Corddry is up early in Hollywood to cover the announcement of the Oscar nominations.
02/11/2003
03:22
H2Go
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
President Bush puts Iraq on the back burner of his gigantic gas guzzling stove to pay lip service to the cause of environmentalism.
02/11/2003
00:22
Moment of Zen - Duck and Cover
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
A 1950s Public Service Announcement urges American children to prepare for a nuclear attack.
02/12/2003
03:34
Helms - A Pain in the Class
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ed Helms travels to Florida to examine the desperate plight of America's richest two percent.
02/12/2003
02:01
Slowdown: Iraq
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The three major networks fear that the upcoming war in Iraq could cost them up to $25 million a day in lost advertising revenue.
02/12/2003
03:20
Headlines - Nobel Pries
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ten Nobel laureates publish a letter to President George W. Bush in the New York Times urging him to reverse his tax cuts.
02/12/2003
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