The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Ass
Season 5 • 07/17/2000
Jon wants to know who gets more ass.
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Al Gore is soul brother number one, the Godfather of the democratic party.
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Scientists are blaming the closing of Broadway's "Cats" for the increasing rat problem in New York City.
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Bob Seger may be Michigan's next poet laureate, and Michael Jackson gets sued by a Beverly Hills jewelry store for not buying a diamond watch
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Big Tobacco gets hit with a $145 billion penalty, the "Survivor" winner is revealed and the Legends of Rock are squabbling.
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Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard share the stage in the Legends of Rock tour, but there's been nothing but wop bop a loo bop bitch fighting among them.
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A computer hacker exposes the ultimate winner of "Survivor."
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A "Survivor" contestant sends a video message to his friends and family.
The Tobacco Verdict: The Big Winner?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres, Mo Rocca and Miriam Tolan discuss who came out on top in this Big Tobacco decision.
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Shawn and Marlon Wayans think the president gets the most ass.
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The five major cigarette companies are ordered to pay $145 billion in damages and Philip Morris attorneys are on hand to remind us who the real victims are.
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Jon would like to know if TV stars or movie stars get more ass.
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New public opinion polls, which were probably taken at dinner time, show Vice President Al Gore gaining on George W. Bush.
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Sheep are found infected with mad cow disease, proving it's not just for mad cows anymore.
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Jon recaps the night's news, including poll results for the presidential race.
The World Series of BirdingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
In New Jersey, people gather to play the sport of all sports: bird watching.
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Accomplished hacker Lord Viper Scorpion offers his expertise on hacking the web.
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Halle Berry and Jon talk about her new movie, X-Men and her superpower, blowing.
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Jon talks about the success of the "X-Men" film and his future plans.
This Just In - Mi NASA Es Su NASAThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
NASA's website was breached by two separate hackers.
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