The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Spring Break
Season 2 • 04/06/2006
The Colbert Report takes its spring break.
The Colbert ReportS2 Harvey Mansfield
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
The Colbert ReportS2 Formidable Opponent - Immigration
Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Russian Girls
Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS2 Crying
The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award
Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
The Colbert ReportS2 Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs
The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Nazis
There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/6/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
The Colbert ReportS2 Markos Moulitsas
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Spring Break
Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/17/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
The Colbert ReportS2 Dime Boycott
Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
The Colbert ReportS2 Reza Aslan
Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize
Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/18/06
In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
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