The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Spring Break
Season 2 • 04/06/2006
The Colbert Report takes its spring break.
Harvey MansfieldThe Colbert ReportS2
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
Formidable Opponent - ImmigrationThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
Fract - Russian GirlsThe Colbert ReportS2
Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
CryingThe Colbert ReportS2
The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody AwardThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
Easter Under Attack - Recalled EggsThe Colbert ReportS2
The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene HooleyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
The Word - NazisThe Colbert ReportS2
There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
Intro - 4/6/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
Markos MoulitsasThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
Sign Off - Spring BreakThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco EarthquakeThe Colbert ReportS2
How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
Intro - 4/17/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
On Notice - Journal of PaleolimnologyThe Colbert ReportS2
If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly GlassesThe Colbert ReportS2
German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
Dime BoycottThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
Reza AslanThe Colbert ReportS2
Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer PrizeThe Colbert ReportS2
Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
Intro - 4/18/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
The Word - Sir, Yes, SirThe Colbert ReportS2
You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
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