The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Bilk
Season 3 • 02/27/2007
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the first drink that repairs bones while destroying the liver.
Zev ChafetsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the WorldThe Colbert ReportS3
It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign TrailThe Colbert ReportS3
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
Intro - 2/26/07The Colbert ReportS3
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
The Word - SuccessThe Colbert ReportS3
The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
Craig VenterThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
Intro - 2/27/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
Dead to Me - RaptorsThe Colbert ReportS3
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
Gore's GarbageThe Colbert ReportS3
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
The Word - RecoilThe Colbert ReportS3
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
Tip/Wag - BilkThe Colbert ReportS3
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
Nina JablonskiThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
Intro - 2/28/07The Colbert ReportS3
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
Obama vs. ColbertThe Colbert ReportS3
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
David Geffen the Intern?The Colbert ReportS3
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home DadsThe Colbert ReportS3
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
Profiles in Quitters - Tom VilsackThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve CohenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
Intro - 3/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
Larry KingThe Colbert ReportS3
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
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