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Tip/Wag - Bilk
Season 3 • 02/27/2007
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the first drink that repairs bones while destroying the liver.
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05:41
Zev Chafets
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
02/26/2007
00:31
Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the World
The Colbert Report
S3
It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
02/26/2007
05:41
Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
The Colbert Report
S3
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
02/26/2007
00:35
Intro - 2/26/07
The Colbert Report
S3
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
02/26/2007
03:07
The Word - Success
The Colbert Report
S3
The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
02/26/2007
05:13
Craig Venter
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
02/27/2007
00:32
Intro - 2/27/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
02/27/2007
02:46
Dead to Me - Raptors
The Colbert Report
S3
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
02/27/2007
05:15
Gore's Garbage
The Colbert Report
S3
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
02/27/2007
04:47
The Word - Recoil
The Colbert Report
S3
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
02/27/2007
01:41
Tip/Wag - Bilk
The Colbert Report
S3
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
02/27/2007
07:06
Nina Jablonski
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
02/28/2007
00:29
Intro - 2/28/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22
Obama vs. Colbert
The Colbert Report
S3
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09
David Geffen the Intern?
The Colbert Report
S3
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
04:54
Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home Dads
The Colbert Report
S3
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
02/28/2007
04:30
Profiles in Quitters - Tom Vilsack
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
02/28/2007
05:24
Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve Cohen
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
03/01/2007
00:33
Intro - 3/1/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
03/01/2007
06:21
Larry King
The Colbert Report
S3
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
03/01/2007
03:22
Jesus #1!
The Colbert Report
S3
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
03/01/2007
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