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The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/3/11
Season 7 • 01/03/2011
Stephen uncovers a new menace in Florida -- the early bird special is people.
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03:19
The Colbert Report
S6
Scanner-Defying Pancakes
Pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts.
12/15/2010
02:59
The Colbert Report
S6
Paul Simon
Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.
12/16/2010
05:45
The Colbert Report
S6
Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party.
12/16/2010
04:15
The Colbert Report
S6
Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat
Jesus was always flapping his gums about the poor, but not once did he call for tax cuts for the wealthiest two percent of Romans.
12/16/2010
03:06
The Colbert Report
S6
Christmas Holy Week
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas.
12/16/2010
06:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Ed Rendell
Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
01/03/2011
02:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Snowpocalypse 2010
Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
01/03/2011
00:42
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Home Improvement Tip
Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
01/03/2011
03:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
01/03/2011
05:32
The Colbert Report
S7
The Enemy Within - Caboodle Ranch
In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
01/03/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/3/11
Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
01/03/2011
03:27
The Colbert Report
S7
Native American Overlords
Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
01/04/2011
05:17
The Colbert Report
S7
Geoffrey Canada
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
01/04/2011
05:42
The Colbert Report
S7
Gold Faithful
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
01/04/2011
00:15
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer
Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
01/04/2011
00:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/4/11
Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
01/04/2011
05:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
01/04/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/5/11
The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
01/05/2011
03:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Huckleberry Finn Censorship
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Yellowline International, Inc.
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
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