The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/3/11

Season 7 • 01/03/2011

Stephen uncovers a new menace in Florida -- the early bird special is people.

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Scanner-Defying Pancakes

Pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts.
12/15/2010
02:59

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Paul Simon

Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.
12/16/2010
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Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party.
12/16/2010
04:15

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Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat

Jesus was always flapping his gums about the poor, but not once did he call for tax cuts for the wealthiest two percent of Romans.
12/16/2010
03:06

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Christmas Holy Week

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas.
12/16/2010
06:04

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Ed Rendell

Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
01/03/2011
02:43

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Snowpocalypse 2010

Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
01/03/2011
00:42

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Sign Off - Home Improvement Tip

Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
01/03/2011
03:43

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Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical

The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
01/03/2011
05:32

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The Enemy Within - Caboodle Ranch

In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
01/03/2011
00:33

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Intro - 1/3/11

Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
01/03/2011
03:27

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Native American Overlords

Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
01/04/2011
05:17

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Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
01/04/2011
05:42

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Gold Faithful

Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
01/04/2011
00:15

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Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer

Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
01/04/2011
00:26

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Intro - 1/4/11

Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
01/04/2011
05:25

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Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
01/04/2011
00:31

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Intro - 1/5/11

The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
01/05/2011
03:23

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Huckleberry Finn Censorship

NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22

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Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon

If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08

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Yellowline International, Inc.

In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
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