The Colbert ReportS4 E99The Word - We the People
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
The Colbert ReportS4 E99Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
The Colbert ReportS4 E99Lucas Conley
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
The Colbert ReportS4 E99Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack
Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100Canton, Kansas Apology
Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100David Carr
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100The Word - Divided We Win
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100Intro - 8/5/08
The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
The Colbert ReportS4 E100Starbucks Promotion
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
The Colbert ReportS4 E101Spida of Love - Jason Bond
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
The Colbert ReportS4 E101Spanish Audio
If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
The Colbert ReportS4 E101Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect
The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
The Colbert ReportS4 E101Intro - 8/6/08
Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
The Colbert ReportS4 E101Ignorance History Month
It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
The Colbert ReportS4 E101Kevin Costner
Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
The Colbert ReportS4 E102Reading Newsweek
Stephen is caught reading the latest Newsweek.
The Colbert ReportS4 E102Sport Report - Devin Gordon
Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
The Colbert ReportS4 E102Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty
Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.