Crank Yankers

Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska

Season 2 E 9 • 04/29/2003

Ken adds a new buddy from Alaska to the Compass Society of America.

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Crank YankersS2 E7
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Crank YankersS2 E7
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Crank YankersS2 E8
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Crank YankersS2 E8
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Crank YankersS2 E9
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Crank YankersS2 E9
Power Jamming with Boomer and The Nudge

Radio personalities Boomer and The Nudge encourage two male coworkers to get very intimate in order to win a prize.
04/29/2003
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Crank YankersS2 E9
Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska

Ken is in need of a friend from the North to join the Compass Society of America.
04/29/2003
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Crank YankersS2 E10
Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons

Spoonie Luv asks a driving school instructor to help him run drug-related errands.
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Crank YankersS2 E10
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Crank YankersS2 E10
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Crank YankersS2 E11
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The media relations department listens to Special Ed's performance of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
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Bobby explains to a no-kill animal shelter that he needs to adopt a cute dog to get out of his dating slump.
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