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Crank Yankers
Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska
Season 2 E 9 • 04/29/2003
Ken adds a new buddy from Alaska to the Compass Society of America.
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02:34
Crank Yankers
S2 E6
Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used Car
A car dealer gets into a scrap with a man who has an at-will accent and insists on a kiss.
04/08/2003
02:42
Crank Yankers
S2 E6
Gladys Gets Glued to a Toilet
Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
04/08/2003
02:56
Crank Yankers
S2 E7
Birchum Wants Swimming Lessons for His Kids
Birchum is determined to beat the system and get swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
04/15/2003
01:03
Crank Yankers
S2 E7
Katie Calls a Pet Store
After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
04/15/2003
02:26
Crank Yankers
S2 E7
Spoonie Needs Help
Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
04/15/2003
03:42
Crank Yankers
S2 E8
Terrence Books a Massage
As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
04/22/2003
03:08
Crank Yankers
S2 E8
Chip Is Still Building a House
A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
04/22/2003
02:24
Crank Yankers
S2 E8
Bobby Calls a Country Store
A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.
04/22/2003
03:13
Crank Yankers
S2 E9
Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
04/29/2003
02:46
Crank Yankers
S2 E9
Power Jamming with Boomer and The Nudge
Radio personalities Boomer and The Nudge encourage two male coworkers to get very intimate in order to win a prize.
04/29/2003
03:02
Crank Yankers
S2 E9
Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska
Ken is in need of a friend from the North to join the Compass Society of America.
04/29/2003
02:58
Crank Yankers
S2 E10
Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons
Spoonie Luv asks a driving school instructor to help him run drug-related errands.
05/06/2003
00:52
Crank Yankers
S2 E10
Kevin and Katie Call a Bowling Alley
Kevin and Katie are determined to find out if a bowling lane employee carries eight-pound balls.
05/06/2003
03:03
Crank Yankers
S2 E10
Hadassah Calls a Landfill
After losing something important in the trash, Hadassah calls a landfill and insists that the employees dig to retrieve her item.
05/06/2003
01:49
Crank Yankers
S2 E11
Take Ed Out to the Ballgame
The media relations department listens to Special Ed's performance of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
09/16/2003
03:22
Crank Yankers
S2 E11
On the Job with Chip Douglas
Posing as a Taco Ball executive, Chip administers a pronunciation test to an employee at one of the restaurant's locations.
09/16/2003
02:23
Crank Yankers
S2 E12
Bobby Wants a New Best Friend
Bobby explains to a no-kill animal shelter that he needs to adopt a cute dog to get out of his dating slump.
09/23/2003
03:14
Crank Yankers
S2 E12
Wedding Bells for Niles
After becoming engaged to his elderly aunt, Niles calls a wedding planner to arrange the perfect wedding.
09/23/2003
01:50
Crank Yankers
S2 E12
Gladys's Conjugal Visit
Despite the fact that she doesn't know anyone in prison, Gladys is eager to arrange a conjugal visit.
09/23/2003
02:47
Crank Yankers
S2 E14
Elmer Can't Get Out of Bed
Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
10/07/2003
02:19
Crank Yankers
S2 E14
Arthur Johnson Wants to Settle a Score
Arthur Johnson wants to buy a singing telegram in order to embarrass an old friend.
10/07/2003
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