The Colbert Report

The Colmandos

Season 2 E 113 • 09/13/2006

Stephen demands to know where his son is.

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Green Screen Challenge - Entry

Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
09/12/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Sign Off - Special Episode

Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
09/12/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E112
The Word - Missed Opportunity

To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
09/12/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Intro - 9/12/06

President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
09/12/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton

Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
09/12/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal

We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
09/13/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Sign Off - Cigarettes

What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
09/13/2006
06:50

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Ken Jennings

"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
09/13/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The Word - Caveat Emptor

If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
09/13/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Intro - 9/13/06

The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
09/13/2006
03:44

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The Colmandos

Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
09/13/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Tip/Wag - NASA

NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Sexy Photo

Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Bridge Contest

Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi

Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Sign Off - Get On It, Nation

Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
09/14/2006
05:52

The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Bill Simmons

EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Intro - 9/14/06

Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
George Allen

Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
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Intro - 9/18/06

In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Will Power

Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
09/18/2006
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