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Sign Off - Devil's Tricks
Season 5 • 07/28/2009
The devil has two great tricks.
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03:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Health Care Reform Is the Matrix
President Obama's health care reform is a dystopian future filled with chaos and floor-length leather trench coats.
07/23/2009
05:59
The Colbert Report
S5
ThreatDown - Henry Louis Gates Jr., Bill Gates & Wilford Brimley
Henry Louis Gates Jr. commits the perfect crime, Bill Gates tries to control the weather, and Wilford Brimley has too much free time.
07/23/2009
00:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 7/27/09
A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together.
07/27/2009
03:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Movits!
Because the guys from Movits! are from Sweden, they're forced to have the same hair length and glasses.
07/27/2009
02:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Sarah Palin Will Be Missed
Stephen says goodbye to Sarah Palin in the same way he imagines she writes her own speeches.
07/27/2009
04:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Nailed 'Em - Library Crime
The local library bans Dominic Philip after spotting a photo of him tooting a kazoo in their summer reading parade.
07/27/2009
04:57
The Colbert Report
S5
Womb Raiders - Orly Taitz
Stephen thanks Orly Taitz for being one of the few people willing to compare the Obama administration to Nazi Germany.
07/28/2009
05:45
The Colbert Report
S5
Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.
07/28/2009
02:11
The Colbert Report
S5
President Obama's Teachable Moment
Obama's teaching: if you arrest a black man under questionable circumstances, you get to have a beer with the president.
07/28/2009
06:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Womb Raiders - The Fight for the Truth Behind Obama's Birth
Stephen wants to hear from one of the sperm that witnessed President Obama's conception in order to verify his birthplace.
07/28/2009
00:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Devil's Tricks
One of the greatest tricks the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
07/28/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 7/29/09
Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.
07/29/2009
03:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Sport Report - Tour de France & Robotic Baseball
A person who isn't Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France, and Japanese robots make baseball interesting.
07/29/2009
00:21
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Watch Without Blinking
If you watch this episode again without blinking, you get three percent more programming.
07/29/2009
03:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Frank the Roommate
After Viacom's profits fall by 32%, Stephen cuts his costs by taking on a roommate.
07/29/2009
05:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker believes President Obama sees what needs to be done but is too reluctant to break with Congress.
07/29/2009
06:51
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - He Who Smelt It, Dealt It
Racism is nothing more than an unpleasant nuisance that is best to ignore, like a fart.
07/29/2009
02:49
The Colbert Report
S5
White House Beer Summit
Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr. and James Crowley insist on three different brands of foreign beer for their White House meeting.
07/30/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 7/30/09
Stephen can't start the show because his roommate, Frank, is sitting at his desk.
07/30/2009
04:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Kathryn Bigelow
Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
07/30/2009
03:55
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Man-Words & Movits!
Educators ban man-words from textbooks, and Stephen discovers America's newest pop sensation, Movits!
07/30/2009
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