The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/8/09
Season 5 E 130 • 10/08/2009

The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.

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The Colbert ReportS5 E129
Intro - 10/7/09

Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help us understand deep philosophical questions.
10/07/2009
02:31

The Colbert ReportS5 E129
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Eye Tooth

Doctors enable a blind woman to see again by jamming her own tooth into her eye.
10/07/2009
00:38

The Colbert ReportS5 E129
Sign Off - Jasper T. Jowls

Stephen accidentally lapses into his old routine as the voice of an animatronic banjo dog at Chuck E. Cheese's.
10/07/2009
05:45

The Colbert ReportS5 E129
Tip/Wag - Conservapedia, Louvre & Honda Unicycle

Stephen wants to be a biblical figure on Conservapedia, the Louvre announces its plans to install a McDonald's, and Honda introduces a unicycle of the future.
10/07/2009
06:40

The Colbert ReportS5 E129
Alison Gopnik

Alison Gopnik says babies are already as smart as they can be and have incredibly powerful ways of learning about the world.
10/07/2009
02:52

The Colbert ReportS5 E130
Kevin the Iranian Intern

An Iranian nuclear scientist defects to the U.S., and Stephen introduces his new intern, Kevin.
10/08/2009
04:04

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Sport Report - Rush Limbaugh & Ted Williams' Frozen Head

Rush Limbaugh makes a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, and cryogenics employees play baseball with Ted Williams' frozen head.
10/08/2009
04:34

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Colin Beavan

Colin Beavan spent a year making no environmental impact in the hope of finding a way to live that's better for the planet.
10/08/2009
06:58

The Colbert ReportS5 E130
Bend It Like Beck

Stephen understands what Glenn Beck is going through when the media doubts his sincerity.
10/08/2009
00:15

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Sign Off - Buddy System

Stephen wants you to pair up until he sees you again in 72 hours.
10/08/2009
00:35

The Colbert ReportS5 E130
Intro - 10/8/09

The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.
10/08/2009
00:34

The Colbert ReportS5 E131
Happy Columbus Day

In exchange for spices from the West Indies, Christopher Columbus gave the natives discount mattresses and smallpox.
10/12/2009
05:59

The Colbert ReportS5 E131
Fallback Position - James Blake

James Blake overcomes Stephen's total lack of athletic ability to transform him into a tennis champion.
10/12/2009
07:17

The Colbert ReportS5 E131
War of Peace - Shashi Tharoor

Shashi Tharoor believes President Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for giving hope to people around the world.
10/12/2009
02:23

The Colbert ReportS5 E131
Exclusive - Tennis Lesson With James Blake

Stephen learns that tennis is an anything goes free-for-all where deuce is good and love is bad.
10/12/2009
00:18

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Sign Off - Thanks to the Guests

Stephen thanks Shashi Tharoor, James Blake and Sanjay Gupta for being his guests.
10/12/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E131
Intro - 10/12/09

The world has a peace prize in its pocket for Barack Obama, Dr. Sanjay Gupta keeps Larry King "live," and Stephen looks for a backup job.
10/12/2009
05:36

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Sanjay Gupta

Sanjay Gupta wants to intervene in the process of death and possibly reverse it.
10/12/2009
05:47

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Sylvia Earle

Sylvia Earle stresses the importance of doing everything we can to protect the ocean and restore health to the system that takes care of us.
10/13/2009
00:11

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Sign Off - Gmail

If you're watching on a computer, open up Gmail so Stephen can check some messages.
10/13/2009
04:47

The Colbert ReportS5 E132
The Word - Symbol-Minded

The cross has nothing to do with Christianity -- it's just the normal symbol of the resting place of the dead. Download The Word NOW!
10/13/2009