The Colbert Report
Groundhog Day Forecast
Season 2 • 02/02/2006
Punxsutawney Phil proves smarter than all those global warming scientists.
The Word - You're WelcomeThe Colbert ReportS2
Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
Emily YoffeThe Colbert ReportS2
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
Intro - 2/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
Sign Off - Blue Collar WorkdayThe Colbert ReportS2
It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
The Word - Aggravated AssaultThe Colbert ReportS2
This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
Christine Todd WhitmanThe Colbert ReportS2
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
Better Know a District - New York's 8th - Jerrold NadlerThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called the USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It.
Stephen's Famous Five-Meat ChiliThe Colbert ReportS2
Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
Sign Off - TiVoThe Colbert ReportS2
If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
Intro - 2/2/06The Colbert ReportS2
Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
Groundhog Day ForecastThe Colbert ReportS2
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, which makes him smarter than all those global warming scientists.
Birth Day OffThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
The Word - MetaphoricallyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
Barbara BoxerThe Colbert ReportS2
Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
Fract - Native American State NamesThe Colbert ReportS2
Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
Intro - 2/6/06The Colbert ReportS2
America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
ThreatDown - Killer BeesThe Colbert ReportS2
From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
The Golden CornerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
Western UnionThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
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