The Colbert Report

Neil de Grasse Tyson

Season 4 E 23 • 02/13/2008

Stephen considers the fallback position of astrophysicist.

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02:40

Obama Wins a Grammy
The Colbert ReportS4 E21

Barack Obama won a Grammy -- essential hardware for a candidate these days.
02/11/2008
05:22

Philip Zimbardo
The Colbert ReportS4 E21

Stephen gives Philip Zimbardo a lesson on heaven, hell and Lucifer.
02/11/2008
04:37

Eleanor Holmes Norton
The Colbert ReportS4 E22

Superdelegate Eleanor Holmes Norton tells Stephen that the days of smoke-filled rooms are over.
02/12/2008
05:24

Huckabee's Obligation
The Colbert ReportS4 E22

Mike Huckabee says he is obligated to pick Stephen as his running mate.
02/12/2008
04:35

Lisa Randall
The Colbert ReportS4 E22

Lisa Randall tells Stephen that there are other dimensions that have never even heard of him.
02/12/2008
05:10

Eliot Spitzer
The Colbert ReportS4 E22

Governor Eliot Spitzer agrees to help Stephen become a superdelegate too.
02/12/2008
00:26

Intro - 2/13/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Barack Obama wins with a message of hope, and Stephen hopes he can get through the script.
02/13/2008
04:14

David Gracer
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

David Gracer cooks up a delicious plate of insects and invites Stephen to join in the feast.
02/13/2008
04:31

Richard Thompson Ford
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Richard Thompson Ford believes the Clintons are playing the race card against Obama.
02/13/2008
02:48

The Writers Return!
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Stephen personally welcomes back each of his writers.
02/13/2008
07:27

Neil de Grasse Tyson
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Stephen visits Neil de Grasse Tyson to learn how to be an astrophysicist.
02/13/2008
03:24

Clemens Hearing
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Just like Brian McNamee, Stephen also keeps medical waste as mementos.
02/14/2008
02:21

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Oliver Pocher
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Stephen puts so-called German comedian Oliver Pocher on notice!
02/14/2008
05:17

Leonard Nimoy
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Leonard Nimoy challenges American standards of beauty with photographs of nude overweight women.
02/14/2008
04:55

People Who Are Destroying America - Happy Meal
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Susan Pagan denied her daughter a free Happy Meal from McDonalds -- and a smile.
02/14/2008
00:35

Intro - 2/14/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Roger Clemens testifies before Congress about HGH, then crushes Congress with his bare hands.
02/14/2008
02:54

John Feinstein
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

John Feinstein worries that professionals using steroids are influencing America's teen athletes.
02/14/2008
05:03

The Word - Good Bad Journalism
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

Stephen proves that good bad journalism can be done in a sonnet or a limerick.
02/26/2008
00:32

Intro - 2/26/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

Obama is caught up in an embarrassing photo scandal - he posed naked as Marilyn Monroe in New York Magazine.
02/26/2008
04:01

Obama's Photo
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

This photo is not divisive - it brings the nation together in the belief that Obama is a terrorist.
02/26/2008
05:49

Henry Louis Gates Jr.
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is going to test Stephen's DNA to find out if he is blacker than Obama.
02/26/2008
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