The Colbert Report

Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1

Season 4 • 11/06/2008

Peter Earnest teaches Stephen how to be a spy.

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Note to Gorlock

Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines.
11/05/2008
05:48

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The Word - Change

Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
11/05/2008
02:58

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President Obama

The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
11/05/2008
00:31

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Intro - 11/5/08

Barack Obama has been elected president. Stephen's rage will be historic.
11/05/2008
04:44

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ThreatDown - Black Presidents

American voters must not watch TV, or they would know that every time a black man is president something terrible happens.
11/05/2008
05:40

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Andrew Young

Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
11/05/2008
05:56

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Rachel Maddow

Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
11/06/2008
00:30

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Intro - 11/6/08

The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
11/06/2008
03:37

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Un-American News - Obama Edition

Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declares a national holiday for Barack Obama's victory.
11/06/2008
02:05

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Obama's Spider Battle

Stephen wishes Barack Obama well in his upcoming battle against the giant spider that lives underneath the Capitol.
11/06/2008
06:18

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Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1

Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
11/06/2008
01:35

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The Obamas Meet the Bushes

A real candidate of change would have met President Bush at the Air and Space Museum.
11/11/2008
00:21

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Gay-Black Violence

Stephen tries to quell the violence breaking out between gay people and black people.
11/11/2008
06:25

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Proposition 8 Protests - Dan Savage

Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people.
11/11/2008
06:01

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Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2

Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to a few rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum.
11/11/2008
04:52

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Kevin Johnson

Mayor-elect Kevin Johnson tells Stephen what he plans to do to make Sacramento less unbelievably boring.
11/11/2008
00:32

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Intro - 11/11/08

California bans gay marriage. Next up: Iowa bans corn.
11/11/2008
00:03

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Good Night

Stephen says good night.
11/12/2008
05:12

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Cheating Death - Women's Health

Doctors solve women's hormonal problems with hormones.
11/12/2008
00:33

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Intro - 11/12/08

George W. Bush is a victim. Other people can't make their mortgage, so he has to leave his house?
11/12/2008
05:47

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The Word - Pity Party

We are finally starting to hear just how oppressed President Bush has been.
11/12/2008
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