The Colbert Report
Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1
Season 4 • 11/06/2008
Peter Earnest teaches Stephen how to be a spy.
Note to GorlockThe Colbert ReportS4
Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines.
The Word - ChangeThe Colbert ReportS4
Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
President ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
Intro - 11/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama has been elected president. Stephen's rage will be historic.
ThreatDown - Black PresidentsThe Colbert ReportS4
American voters must not watch TV, or they would know that every time a black man is president something terrible happens.
Andrew YoungThe Colbert ReportS4
Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
Rachel MaddowThe Colbert ReportS4
Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
Intro - 11/6/08The Colbert ReportS4
The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
Un-American News - Obama EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declares a national holiday for Barack Obama's victory.
Obama's Spider BattleThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wishes Barack Obama well in his upcoming battle against the giant spider that lives underneath the Capitol.
Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
The Obamas Meet the BushesThe Colbert ReportS4
A real candidate of change would have met President Bush at the Air and Space Museum.
Gay-Black ViolenceThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen tries to quell the violence breaking out between gay people and black people.
Proposition 8 Protests - Dan SavageThe Colbert ReportS4
Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people.
Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS4
Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to a few rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum.
Kevin JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS4
Mayor-elect Kevin Johnson tells Stephen what he plans to do to make Sacramento less unbelievably boring.
Intro - 11/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
California bans gay marriage. Next up: Iowa bans corn.
Cheating Death - Women's HealthThe Colbert ReportS4
Doctors solve women's hormonal problems with hormones.
Intro - 11/12/08The Colbert ReportS4
George W. Bush is a victim. Other people can't make their mortgage, so he has to leave his house?
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