The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/30/08
Season 4 • 07/30/2008
State fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
The Word - Honest BeliefThe Colbert ReportS4
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
McCain's MustacheThe Colbert ReportS4
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
Intro - 7/29/08The Colbert ReportS4
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
Eric RostonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn MaloneyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
The Word - Save FerrisThe Colbert ReportS4
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
Canton ApologyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
Spiders for Stephen!The Colbert ReportS4
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
Fat CatThe Colbert ReportS4
Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
Intro - 7/30/08The Colbert ReportS4
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
Thanks to the GuestsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
Buzz AldrinThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
Brendan KoernerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
Starbucks Cuts JobsThe Colbert ReportS4
The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
Cheating Death - Swimming SafetyThe Colbert ReportS4
Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra.
Intro - 7/31/08The Colbert ReportS4
How to be environmentally correct -- step one: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack.
Intro - 8/4/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen examines John McCain's latest campaign commercial. Good news: it's a talkie.
The Word - We the PeopleThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
Democrats' Five-Week RecessThe Colbert ReportS4
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
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