The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/30/08
Season 4 • 07/30/2008
State fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Honest Belief
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
The Colbert ReportS4 McCain's Mustache
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/29/08
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS4 Eric Roston
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
The Colbert ReportS4 Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Save Ferris
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
The Colbert ReportS4 Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton Apology
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
The Colbert ReportS4 Spiders for Stephen!
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fat Cat
Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/30/08
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
The Colbert ReportS4 Thanks to the Guests
Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
The Colbert ReportS4 Buzz Aldrin
Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
The Colbert ReportS4 Brendan Koerner
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
The Colbert ReportS4 Starbucks Cuts Jobs
The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cheating Death - Swimming Safety
Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/31/08
How to be environmentally correct -- step one: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/4/08
Stephen examines John McCain's latest campaign commercial. Good news: it's a talkie.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - We the People
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
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