The Colbert Report

Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey Toobin

Season 6 • 04/12/2010

Jeffrey Toobin thinks the odds that Harriet Miers will replace Justice Stevens are low.

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Intro - 4/8/10

The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
04/08/2010
03:09

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Tiger's Nike Commercial

Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
04/08/2010
07:07

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Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
04/08/2010
04:13

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The Final Final Frontier

With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
04/08/2010
00:13

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Sign Off - No Man Is a Failure

No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
04/08/2010
04:53

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The Word - Affirmative Inaction

By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
04/08/2010
03:27

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Unpaid Internship Crackdown

Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
04/12/2010
07:04

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Julian Assange

Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
04/12/2010
00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
04/12/2010
03:17

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WikiLeaks Military Video

Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
04/12/2010
06:19

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Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey Toobin

Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.
04/12/2010
02:16

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Dow Hits 11,000

Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
04/13/2010
00:08

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Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken Sandwich

Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
04/13/2010
06:40

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Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes

Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
04/13/2010
05:00

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The Word - The Lost Cause

Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
04/13/2010
05:54

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Jon Mooallem

Jon Mooallem discusses the observations of same-sex activities in about 450 different species.
04/13/2010
09:35

The Colbert ReportS6
Sunday Morning Fact-Checking - Jake Tapper & Bill Adair

Jake Tapper explains why he hired PolitiFact's Bill Adair to fact-check his Sunday morning talk show, "This Week."
04/14/2010
04:52

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David Shields

David Shields wants writers to ignore the laws regarding appropriation and create new forms for the 21st century.
04/14/2010
00:03

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Sign Off - China's Central Finance Ministry

Stephen works on his tax return to send to the People's Glorious Central Finance Ministry.
04/14/2010
02:42

The Colbert ReportS6
President Obama Bows Again

On his latest international apology tour, President Obama hands America's sovereignty to China with a bow.
04/14/2010
02:49

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Ryanair Charges for Toilets

Airlines enter a golden age of wallet sodomy as Ryanair charges passengers to use the toilet.
04/14/2010
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