Season 3 E 12 • 01/19/2005
A substitute teacher calls a museum to find out if there are any naked women there.
Crank YankersS3 E10Bobby's Looking for Love
After a wild night with a sorority girl, Bobby Fletcher calls her house to try to get in touch with her.
Crank YankersS3 E10Jack Osbourne Calls Home
Jack Osbourne calls home to break the news to his mom Sharon that he's been arrested and Bobby Fletcher is his legal counsel.
Crank YankersS3 Special Ed Wants a Reindeer Friend
Special Ed is excited to find out that he has a chance to become friends with Frosty the Reindeer.
Crank YankersS3 Holiday Hadassah
Hadassah is on a mission to teach her four-year-old students that Santa Claus does not exist.
Crank YankersS3 Elmer Complains About a Bad Tree
After getting his Christmas tree home, Elmer is disappointed to find that there are two names carved into the trunk.
Crank YankersS3 E11Niles Calls a Diaper Service
Niles Standish dials a diaper service to find out about all the different kinds of dirty diapers that are available.
Crank YankersS3 E11Drew Carey Books a Party
Drew Carey gets in touch with an event planner to set up a raucous party to celebrate the end of his television show.
Crank YankersS3 E11Special Ed's Movie Picks
Special Ed requests that a video store clerk prepares the store for his arrival by removing the frightening film "The Shining."
Crank YankersS3 E12Gladys's Daughter Brings Home a Ceramic Dildo
A ceramic dildo ended up in Gladys's daughter's bag, and Gladys is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Crank YankersS3 E12The Concierge Helps Some Hotel Guests
A helpful concierge secures two backstage passes to a Siegfried and Roy show, but his guests are not very appreciative.
Crank YankersS3 E12Field Trip
Substitute teacher Drew is looking to schedule a field trip that will waste as much time as possible.
Crank YankersS3 E15Josh Is Looking for Telemarketers
Josh searches for telemarketers who can play on their customers' sympathy.
Crank YankersS3 E15Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
Crank YankersS3 E15Jeff's Motivational Reservations
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
Crank YankersS3 E14Jammer Knight Books a Gig
Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
Crank YankersS3 E14The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Crank YankersS3 E14Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
Crank YankersS3 E16Katie Learns Something New
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
Crank YankersS3 E16The Truth Is Looking for Work
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
Crank YankersS3 E16Niles the Godfather
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
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