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Field Trip
Season 3 E 12 • 01/19/2005
A substitute teacher calls a museum to find out if there are any naked women there.
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S3 E10
Bobby's Looking for Love
After a wild night with a sorority girl, Bobby Fletcher calls her house to try to get in touch with her.
09/21/2004
02:09
Crank Yankers
S3 E10
Jack Osbourne Calls Home
Jack Osbourne calls home to break the news to his mom Sharon that he's been arrested and Bobby Fletcher is his legal counsel.
09/21/2004
01:55
Crank Yankers
S3
Special Ed Wants a Reindeer Friend
Special Ed is excited to find out that he has a chance to become friends with Frosty the Reindeer.
12/21/2004
02:27
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S3
Holiday Hadassah
Hadassah is on a mission to teach her four-year-old students that Santa Claus does not exist.
12/21/2004
02:55
Crank Yankers
S3
Elmer Complains About a Bad Tree
After getting his Christmas tree home, Elmer is disappointed to find that there are two names carved into the trunk.
12/21/2004
03:00
Crank Yankers
S3 E11
Niles Calls a Diaper Service
Niles Standish dials a diaper service to find out about all the different kinds of dirty diapers that are available.
01/12/2005
02:22
Crank Yankers
S3 E11
Drew Carey Books a Party
Drew Carey gets in touch with an event planner to set up a raucous party to celebrate the end of his television show.
01/12/2005
02:31
Crank Yankers
S3 E11
Special Ed's Movie Picks
Special Ed requests that a video store clerk prepares the store for his arrival by removing the frightening film "The Shining."
01/12/2005
03:10
Crank Yankers
S3 E12
Gladys's Daughter Brings Home a Ceramic Dildo
A ceramic dildo ended up in Gladys's daughter's bag, and Gladys is determined to get to the bottom of it.
01/19/2005
02:43
Crank Yankers
S3 E12
The Concierge Helps Some Hotel Guests
A helpful concierge secures two backstage passes to a Siegfried and Roy show, but his guests are not very appreciative.
01/19/2005
03:37
Crank Yankers
S3 E12
Field Trip
Substitute teacher Drew is looking to schedule a field trip that will waste as much time as possible.
01/19/2005
03:34
Crank Yankers
S3 E15
Josh Is Looking for Telemarketers
Josh searches for telemarketers who can play on their customers' sympathy.
01/26/2005
01:55
Crank Yankers
S3 E15
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
01/26/2005
02:36
Crank Yankers
S3 E15
Jeff's Motivational Reservations
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
01/26/2005
03:29
Crank Yankers
S3 E14
Jammer Knight Books a Gig
Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
02/02/2005
03:03
Crank Yankers
S3 E14
The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
02/02/2005
02:53
Crank Yankers
S3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
02/02/2005
02:34
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Katie Learns Something New
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
02/09/2005
03:42
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
The Truth Is Looking for Work
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
02/09/2005
03:38
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Niles the Godfather
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
02/09/2005
02:46
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Joe Needs to Pick Something Up
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
02/16/2005
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