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The Word - Bard
Season 2 • 04/20/2006
Shakespeare was a bad influence, folks. Wake up.
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06:02
Caitlin Flanagan
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
04/19/2006
03:30
Global Warming TV
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
04/19/2006
00:34
Intro - 4/19/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
04/19/2006
03:15
The Word - Save It
The Colbert Report
S2
The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
04/19/2006
01:22
White House Press Secretary
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
04/19/2006
05:37
Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
04/19/2006
06:26
Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert Wynn
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
04/20/2006
03:09
Protecting Kids from Papers
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
04/20/2006
05:52
Ralph Nader
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
04/20/2006
00:31
Intro - 4/20/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
04/20/2006
03:55
The Word - Bard
The Colbert Report
S2
Teaching kids Shakespeare will just make them more violent.
04/20/2006
06:32
Duke-obilia Auction
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen is excited that disgraced former Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham's worldly possessions are going up for auction.
04/24/2006
02:08
Wok This Way
The Colbert Report
S2
The New York Post covers Chinese President Hu Jintao's visit to the White House with appropriate sensitivity.
04/24/2006
04:35
Hugh Hewitt
The Colbert Report
S2
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
04/24/2006
00:21
Sign Off - Chatty Cathy
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen had a report on pork barrel politics prepared, but Hugh Hewitt spoiled it.
04/24/2006
06:05
Money & Politics: The Machine That Ain't Broke
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen thinks you can measure a candidate's character in dollars.
04/24/2006
00:32
Intro - 4/24/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Tonight, Stephen talks to conservative talk show host Hugh Hewitt and wonders if we should take money out of politics.
04/24/2006
04:24
Contacting John Lennon
The Colbert Report
S2
This is the kind of science Stephen likes -- the kind with the word "pseudo" in front of it.
04/25/2006
00:27
Intro - 4/25/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In tonight's episode, David Lee Roth fails as a radio host, Arlen Specter proposes an oil tax and Stephen talks God with author Sam Harris.
04/25/2006
06:40
Sam Harris
The Colbert Report
S2
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
04/25/2006
00:29
Sign Off - Bush Clock
The Colbert Report
S2
It's almost midnight on the East Coast, which means soon there will be only 999 days left in the Bush presidency.
04/25/2006
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