The Colbert Report
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Encountering Aliens
Season 6 • 04/27/2010
Stephen Hawking pushes the old liberal myth that colonization was bad for the Native Americans.
GorillazThe Colbert ReportS6
Murdoc calls to tell Stephen he won't be interviewing the real Gorillaz, just Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.
Sharon JonesThe Colbert ReportS6
Sharon Jones recalls her old jobs as a corrections officer at Rikers Island and a wedding singer.
Intro - 4/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
A politician wants to pay for health care with bundled subprime organs, and Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings perform.
Boobquake Day Causes EarthquakeThe Colbert ReportS6
A Purdue University student calls for women to wear skimpy clothing to prove an Iranian madman wrong.
The Word - Docu-DramaThe Colbert ReportS6
If you show the police your ID, they'll stamp your hand that proves you're here legally and allows you to drink free on ladies' night.
Indecision 2010 - Midterm Elections - Sue LowdenThe Colbert ReportS6
If you can't afford health insurance, forget about mandates and confusing plans, just bring a chicken to the doctor.
Conn IgguldenThe Colbert ReportS6
Conn Iggulden wants to make it clear that an ordinary person can be a hero, and we can all be inspired by heroic stories.
The Real Lloyd BlankfeinThe Colbert ReportS6
Bull Beat swoons over bank CEOs even more than the Wall Street Journal, plus it comes with a free Lloyd Blankfein poster.
Sign Off - Six Flags Discount TicketsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thanks Hogtown Mascots for his Colbert head and announces that he'll be handing out discount coupons at Six Flags Great America.
Intro - 4/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at tasers from a safe distance and asks Conn Iggulden if it's possible to waterboard Aquaman.
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Encountering AliensThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks forward to a future, post-alien takeover, when the Cleveland Humans take the field.
Gulf of Mexico Oil SpillThe Colbert ReportS6
Gulf Coast residents no longer have an oil slick the size of Rhode Island heading their way -- now it's just a wall of fire.
Cheating Death - Tobacco Mints, Breast Milk & HallucinogensThe Colbert ReportS6
Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety.
Gregg EasterbrookThe Colbert ReportS6
Instead of another moon landing, Gregg Easterbrook would like to see taxpayer money used to protect Earth against asteroids.
Difference Makers - Robert EkasThe Colbert ReportS6
Robert Ekas ensures the freedom of American society by giving the middle finger to every police officer he sees.
Intro - 4/28/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen honors our right to free speech and hopes his interview with Gregg Easterbrook goes better than the test he did with that chimp.
Sign Off - Chief Wandering Meadow's HeaddressThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wears the headdress of his Native American spirit guide, Chief Wandering Meadow.
Tip/Wag - Scientists & KFCThe Colbert ReportS6
Scientists demystify the fabled Palouse earthworm, and KFC sells pink buckets of fried chicken to raise money for breast cancer.
California's Proposition 14 - Abel MaldonadoThe Colbert ReportS6
Charlie Crist drops out of Florida's Republican primary, and Abel Maldonado promotes California's Proposition 14.
Intro - Rube Goldberg MachineThe Colbert ReportS6
With the help of Brett Doar of Syyn Labs, Stephen starts the show with a Rube Goldberg machine.
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