The Colbert Report
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Encountering Aliens
Season 6 E 58 • 04/27/2010

Stephen looks forward to a future, post-alien takeover, when the Cleveland Humans take the field.

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04:22

The Colbert ReportS6 E56
Gorillaz

Murdoc calls to tell Stephen he won't be interviewing the real Gorillaz, just Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.
04/22/2010
03:31

The Colbert ReportS6 E57
Sharon Jones

Sharon Jones recalls her old jobs as a corrections officer at Rikers Island and a wedding singer.
04/26/2010
00:31

The Colbert ReportS6 E57
Intro - 4/26/10

A politician wants to pay for health care with bundled subprime organs, and Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings perform.
04/26/2010
02:30

The Colbert ReportS6 E57
Boobquake Day Causes Earthquake

A Purdue University student calls for women to wear skimpy clothing to prove an Iranian madman wrong.
04/26/2010
05:44

The Colbert ReportS6 E57
The Word - Docu-Drama

If you show the police your ID, they'll stamp your hand that proves you're here legally and allows you to drink free on ladies' night.
04/26/2010
04:33

The Colbert ReportS6 E57
Indecision 2010 - Midterm Elections - Sue Lowden

If you can't afford health insurance, forget about mandates and confusing plans, just bring a chicken to the doctor.
04/26/2010
05:43

The Colbert ReportS6 E58
Conn Iggulden

Conn Iggulden wants to make it clear that an ordinary person can be a hero, and we can all be inspired by heroic stories.
04/27/2010
02:50

The Colbert ReportS6 E58
The Real Lloyd Blankfein

Bull Beat swoons over bank CEOs even more than the Wall Street Journal, plus it comes with a free Lloyd Blankfein poster.
04/27/2010
00:35

The Colbert ReportS6 E58
Sign Off - Six Flags Discount Tickets

Stephen thanks Hogtown Mascots for his Colbert head and announces that he'll be handing out discount coupons at Six Flags Great America.
04/27/2010
00:34

The Colbert ReportS6 E58
Intro - 4/27/10

Stephen looks at tasers from a safe distance and asks Conn Iggulden if it's possible to waterboard Aquaman.
04/27/2010
04:02

The Colbert ReportS6 E58
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Encountering Aliens

Stephen looks forward to a future, post-alien takeover, when the Cleveland Humans take the field.
04/27/2010
01:29

The Colbert ReportS6 E59
Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill

Gulf Coast residents no longer have an oil slick the size of Rhode Island heading their way -- now it's just a wall of fire.
04/28/2010
06:19

The Colbert ReportS6 E59
Cheating Death - Tobacco Mints, Breast Milk & Hallucinogens

Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety.
04/28/2010
05:15

The Colbert ReportS6 E59
Gregg Easterbrook

Instead of another moon landing, Gregg Easterbrook would like to see taxpayer money used to protect Earth against asteroids.
04/28/2010
06:27

The Colbert ReportS6 E59
Difference Makers - Robert Ekas

Robert Ekas ensures the freedom of American society by giving the middle finger to every police officer he sees.
04/28/2010
00:33

The Colbert ReportS6 E59
Intro - 4/28/10

Stephen honors our right to free speech and hopes his interview with Gregg Easterbrook goes better than the test he did with that chimp.
04/28/2010
00:11

The Colbert ReportS6 E59
Sign Off - Chief Wandering Meadow's Headdress

Stephen wears the headdress of his Native American spirit guide, Chief Wandering Meadow.
04/28/2010
03:18

The Colbert ReportS6 E60
Tip/Wag - Scientists & KFC

Scientists demystify the fabled Palouse earthworm, and KFC sells pink buckets of fried chicken to raise money for breast cancer.
04/29/2010
06:04

The Colbert ReportS6 E60
California's Proposition 14 - Abel Maldonado

Charlie Crist drops out of Florida's Republican primary, and Abel Maldonado promotes California's Proposition 14.
04/29/2010
00:28

The Colbert ReportS6 E60
Intro - Rube Goldberg Machine

With the help of Brett Doar of Syyn Labs, Stephen starts the show with a Rube Goldberg machine.
04/29/2010
02:59

The Colbert ReportS6 E60
Wind Farm & Oil Spill

Stephen fears for a dangerous new wind farm and doesn't understand all the fuss being made over a little oil in the ocean.
04/29/2010