The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 05/21/2009
Stephen has a patriotic song he wants Green Day to cover.
Intro - 5/20/09The Colbert ReportS5
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
Seth ShostakThe Colbert ReportS5
Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
She Said, CIA Said - Bob GrahamThe Colbert ReportS5
Bob Graham's diary doesn't say anything about the CIA briefing him on waterboarding.
DonorsChoose.org Classroom ProjectsThe Colbert ReportS5
You've already donated over $63,000 to DonorsChoose.org, but there are classroom projects that still need your support.
Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!The Colbert ReportS5
John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no.
Intro - 5/21/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
47-Million-Year-Old FossilThe Colbert ReportS5
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
Naan-PartisanThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or IdealismThe Colbert ReportS5
Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
Green DayThe Colbert ReportS5
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
Dance for StephenThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
Intro - 6/01/09The Colbert ReportS5
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS5
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
Guns in National ParksThe Colbert ReportS5
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
Supreme Court PressThe Colbert ReportS5
Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
Byron DorganThe Colbert ReportS5
Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab EmiratesThe Colbert ReportS5
When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
Saudi Arabia Press RestrictionsThe Colbert ReportS5
Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy TalkThe Colbert ReportS5
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie
Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.