The Colbert Report
Judge, Jury & Executioner - Whales
Season 4 • 06/25/2008
The blubber-huggers out there say that sonar is killing whales.
The Colbert ReportS4 Oil Crisis
Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
The Colbert ReportS4 Hollywood Face Violence
Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/24/08
Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
The Colbert ReportS4 Will Smith
Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Bleep
Thank you, George Carlin. Few people have done more to repress what other people can say.
The Colbert ReportS4 Dr. Jason Bond
The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen, and not another barbershop quartet.
The Colbert ReportS4 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
The Colbert ReportS4 Paul Goldberger
Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/25/08
America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall be the world's longest building?
The Colbert ReportS4 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Whales
What doesn't kill whales? They can't even sunbathe without dropping dead.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Tank is Half Full - Criminals
Criminals have been getting a free ride for too long. It's about time they went Dutch.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Packs for his Trip
Stephen packs Sweetness for their romantic trip to Washington, DC.
The Colbert ReportS4 Difference Makers - Steve Pelkey
Steve Pelkey is a hero fighting for our constitutional rights to keep and bear cherry bombs.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/26/08
There's an upside to the gas crisis -- it's a great time to be an oil conglomerate.
The Colbert ReportS4 Robert Wexler
Stephen asks Congressman Robert Wexler to say some things about his constituents since they're asleep.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen and Sweetness
The Supreme Court overturns Washington, DC's ban on handguns. Finally, Stephen and Sweetness can be together.
The Colbert ReportS4 Belgians Buy Budweiser
Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula.
The Colbert ReportS4 Daniel C. Esty
Daniel C. Esty believes the free market can solve the environmental problem. Stephen's been saying that for years.