The Colbert Report

Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On

Season 7 • 09/22/2011

Stephen reveals that the dog will live in their hearts forever.

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00:07

Sign Off - Cigar
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen smokes a cigar and says goodnight.
09/21/2011
03:06

Wall Street Under Siege
The Colbert ReportS7

Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
09/21/2011
05:04

European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia Freeland
The Colbert ReportS7

Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008.
09/21/2011
01:51

Coming Soon - Hour-Long Radiohead Special
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper.
09/21/2011
04:26

European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery
The Colbert ReportS7

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery.
09/21/2011
00:30

Intro - 9/21/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Europe might be on the road to financial ruin, protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses his book on the future of energy.
09/21/2011
04:49

Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security
The Colbert ReportS7

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
09/22/2011
06:46

Jeremy Ben-Ami
The Colbert ReportS7

Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
09/22/2011
04:21

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
The Colbert ReportS7

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
09/22/2011
04:17

Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel
The Colbert ReportS7

Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
09/22/2011
00:33

Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
09/22/2011
04:04

Ignoring Global Warming
The Colbert ReportS7

In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
09/26/2011
04:18

Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien
The Colbert ReportS7

Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
09/26/2011
04:53

The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
The Colbert ReportS7

Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
09/26/2011
05:24

Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead
The Colbert ReportS7

Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
09/26/2011
04:59

Radiohead
The Colbert ReportS7

Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
09/26/2011
00:24

Intro - 9/26/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
09/26/2011
00:05

Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
09/27/2011
06:43

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date
The Colbert ReportS7

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
09/27/2011
06:46

Melinda Gates
The Colbert ReportS7

Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
09/27/2011
03:18

Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org
The Colbert ReportS7

For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
09/27/2011
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