The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 03/13/2007
Federal prosecutors are to pleasure the president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Captain America Shield
Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/12/07
Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
The Colbert ReportS3 Newt Gingrich's Extramarital Affair
Newt Gingrich had the courage to lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky while having an affair of his own.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nicholas Kristof
The New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof complains that Americans aren't charitable enough, even though Stephen let him on his show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Eric Dyson
Michael Eric Dyson explains the difference between racism and bigotry and assures Stephen that he's probably got a few black relatives.
The Colbert ReportS3 Willie Nelson's Cobbler
Upon discovering that Ben and Jerry's also named an ice cream after Willie Nelson, Stephen launches a campaign to expose Nelson for who he really is.
The Colbert ReportS3 Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - 300
Pop culture is a threat to our youth, with the exception of the film "300".
The Colbert ReportS3 Time Travel
Scientists claim that time travel is impossible; Stephen proves them wrong by traveling forward in time.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Goodnight
Tonight's Word is about the only thing Stephen has time for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/13/07
The firing of eight U.S. attorneys, America's biggest movie and guest Michael Eric Dyson -- tonight on The Report.
The Colbert ReportS3 Donald Shields
Dr. Donald Shields talks about the firing of eight U.S. attorneys. According to Stephen, they should have pleasured the president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - NCAA
Speaking of non-drug-related euphoria, Stephen is simply mentally unbalanced about March Madness.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - United We Lick
Although Stephen can't enjoy his ice cream until Lent ends, his famous friends can.
The Colbert ReportS3 When Ancestors Attack - Barack Obama
Remember -- John F. Kennedy's presidential chances were almost spoiled when questions were asked about his heritage
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - High Fidelity
Upset you got fired, U.S. Attorneys? That's what unemployment insurance is for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/14/07
Stephen talks to Ed Viesturs about climbing Mount Everest, and Bush draws increasing criticism for trying to install his own people as U.S. Attorneys.
The Colbert ReportS3 Rocky Mountain High
As an avid outdoorsman, Stephen understands that Rocky Mountain High is not about drugs.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ed Viesturs
Ed Viesturs agrees to plant a Colbert Report flag on top of Mount Everest the next time he goes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Stephen asks Ayaan Hirsi Ali if fundamentalist Christians should battle fundamentalist Muslims.
The Colbert ReportS3 St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick's Day can't go on now that geneticists have discovered that the English and the Irish are a single people.
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