The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey
Season 5 • 01/07/2009
Scientists drop liquefied cocaine on the backs of bees.
Ponzi SchemesThe Colbert ReportS5
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
Hiding Gold - David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS5
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
Matt MillerThe Colbert ReportS5
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason ChaffetzThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
Intro - 1/7/09The Colbert ReportS5
Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
Benicio Del ToroThe Colbert ReportS5
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
The Word - Statute of LibertyThe Colbert ReportS5
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
Dr. Gupta's Penis PyramidThe Colbert ReportS5
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
Che StadiumThe Colbert ReportS5
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
Tip/Wag - Cocaine HoneyThe Colbert ReportS5
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
Lawrence LessigThe Colbert ReportS5
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
New York Times Abandons DignityThe Colbert ReportS5
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
Leg Wrestling RematchThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
Yahweh or No Way - Roland BurrisThe Colbert ReportS5
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
Intro - 1/8/09The Colbert ReportS5
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
Intro - 1/12/09The Colbert ReportS5
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
Anthony RomeroThe Colbert ReportS5
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
A Lot More to SayThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
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