The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/19/06

Season 2 • 12/19/2006

Stephen has a mantra for Deepak Chopra -- "you're nailed!"

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06:27

The Colbert ReportS2
Jack Welch

Stephen asks Jack Welch how he's making it on a fixed income and has him sign a copy of his book, "Winning," for his father-in-law.
12/18/2006
02:33

The Colbert ReportS2
Profiles in Balls

Dick Cheney had balls, but Nancy Pelosi doesn't -- although, she could.
12/18/2006
03:09

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - The Draft

Stephen feels the draft should be reinstated so that America can go back to the days of Vietnam when they hated protesters more than the war.
12/18/2006
01:41

The Colbert ReportS2
DIY Cold Medicine

Stephen was sick all weekend and cold medicine wasn't doing the trick, so he reverse-engineered some crank and made some Sudafed which he snorted.
12/18/2006
03:44

The Colbert ReportS2
Tip/Wag - Art Edition

Stephen tips his hat to the exhibition "Bodies" and wags his finger at Picasso, Rodin and Nazi gingerbread men.
12/18/2006
07:07

The Colbert ReportS2
Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra talks to Stephen about life after death, maintaining a youthful biology and his book, which costs 24 dollars.
12/19/2006
06:22

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Goes to Harvard

The election on his mind, Stephen takes a trip to Harvard University, where he sets the students of the John F. Kennedy School of Government straight.
12/19/2006
02:47

The Colbert ReportS2
Person of the Year

With the power of the Internet in their hands, the Colbert Nation has become Time Magazine's Person of the Year.
12/19/2006
02:56

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Tit for Tat

An outraged Stephen speaks out against beauty queen Tara Conner for publicly exhibiting her sexuality, and proposes a change in the pageant scoring system.
12/19/2006
00:23

The Colbert ReportS2
Face-Off Preview

With the upcoming challenge against the Decemberists' guitarist, Chris Funk, Stephen does a little tapping on his electric guitar to hold us over.
12/19/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 12/19/06

Miss USA gets in trouble for drinking, Stephen tries to live in the basement of Harvard and new age guru Deepak Chopra stops by.
12/19/2006
00:59

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 12/20/06

Morley Safer gets us revved up for tonight's guitar solo challenge, when The Decemberists and Stephen face off to determine who is the Socrates of Shred.
12/20/2006
05:08

The Colbert ReportS2
ShredDown - The Judgment

The results are in. The judges and audience cast their votes and Henry Kissinger announces the winner.
12/20/2006
03:05

The Colbert ReportS2
ShredDown

Stephen introduces a tough panel of ShredDown dispute judges: Eliot Spitzer, Anthony DeCurtis and Jim Anderson.
12/20/2006
02:12

The Colbert ReportS2
Chris Funk

Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.
12/20/2006
03:21

The Colbert ReportS2
Rock and Awe: Countdown to Guitarmageddon

Stephen previews his guitar solo challenge against The Decemberists' Chris Funk.
12/20/2006
03:11

The Colbert ReportS2
Peter Frampton

Just before his guitar solo Stephen injures himself, prays to Father Christmas and is presented with a guitar hero to fill in for him.
12/20/2006
01:41

The Colbert ReportS3
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Gay.com

Though Stephen does not approve of the gayness, he's not one to turn down any honor.
01/08/2007
00:55

The Colbert ReportS3
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Lake Superior State University

Lake Superior State University has added "truthiness" to its list of banned words.
01/08/2007
02:43

The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's Sound Advice - Surviving the Winter Blues

Stephen suggests one way to get over Seasonal Affective Disorder is to take a trip to the warm weather of Iraq.
01/08/2007
03:16

The Colbert ReportS3
The Gallotastic Executacular - Hangin' With Mr. Hussein

Stephen is upset that Saddam Hussein was executed while Stephen was on vacation, especially as he was already planning a 30-minute special for it.
01/08/2007
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