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The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/24/11
Season 7 • 03/24/2011
What will Stephen eat when he's depressed about skyrocketing food prices?
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05:47
Nathan Myhrvold
The Colbert Report
S7
Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
03/23/2011
01:30
Top News Stories All at Once
The Colbert Report
S7
Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
03/23/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
03/23/2011
07:37
Raging Art-On - Art 3
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
03/23/2011
05:25
The Word - Over-Reactor
The Colbert Report
S7
The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
03/23/2011
04:26
Channeled Rage
The Colbert Report
S7
The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
03/24/2011
05:41
Jody Williams
The Colbert Report
S7
Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
03/24/2011
03:42
Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett
The Colbert Report
S7
Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
03/24/2011
05:38
Bears & Balls - Misery Edition
The Colbert Report
S7
CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
03/24/2011
00:25
Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
03/24/2011
00:34
Intro - 3/24/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
03/24/2011
01:51
Chaos in Chaonada
The Colbert Report
S7
Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
03/28/2011
01:23
Shout Out to Cece Lederer
The Colbert Report
S7
Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
03/28/2011
05:14
Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers
The Colbert Report
S7
New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
03/28/2011
00:34
Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"
The Colbert Report
S7
Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
03:36
Maine Squeeze
The Colbert Report
S7
Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
03/28/2011
00:31
Intro - 3/28/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
03/28/2011
07:16
Michael Moore
The Colbert Report
S7
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
03/28/2011
00:37
Intro - 3/29/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
03/29/2011
05:13
Turd Sandwich in Libya
The Colbert Report
S7
Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
03/29/2011
03:19
Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
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