The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/24/11
Season 7 • 03/24/2011
What will Stephen eat when he's depressed about skyrocketing food prices?
The Colbert ReportS7 Nathan Myhrvold
Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
The Colbert ReportS7 Top News Stories All at Once
Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream
Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
The Colbert ReportS7 Raging Art-On - Art 3
Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Over-Reactor
The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
The Colbert ReportS7 Channeled Rage
The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jody Williams
Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
The Colbert ReportS7 Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett
Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bears & Balls - Misery Edition
CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/24/11
Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
The Colbert ReportS7 Chaos in Chaonada
Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
The Colbert ReportS7 Shout Out to Cece Lederer
Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers
New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"
Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
The Colbert ReportS7 Maine Squeeze
Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/28/11
Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Moore
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/29/11
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
The Colbert ReportS7 Turd Sandwich in Libya
Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
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