The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/24/11

Season 7 • 03/24/2011

What will Stephen eat when he's depressed about skyrocketing food prices?

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Nathan Myhrvold

Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
03/23/2011
01:30

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Top News Stories All at Once

Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
03/23/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream

Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
03/23/2011
07:37

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Raging Art-On - Art 3

Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
03/23/2011
05:25

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The Word - Over-Reactor

The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
03/23/2011
04:26

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Channeled Rage

The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
03/24/2011
05:41

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Jody Williams

Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
03/24/2011
03:42

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Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett

Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
03/24/2011
05:38

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Bears & Balls - Misery Edition

CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
03/24/2011
00:25

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Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show

Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
03/24/2011
00:34

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Intro - 3/24/11

Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
03/24/2011
01:51

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Chaos in Chaonada

Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
03/28/2011
01:23

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Shout Out to Cece Lederer

Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
03/28/2011
05:14

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Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
03/28/2011
00:34

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Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"

Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
03:36

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Maine Squeeze

Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
03/28/2011
00:31

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Intro - 3/28/11

Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
03/28/2011
07:16

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Michael Moore

Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
03/28/2011
00:37

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Intro - 3/29/11

Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
03/29/2011
05:13

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Turd Sandwich in Libya

Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
03/29/2011
03:19

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Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero

Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
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