The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/24/11
Season 7 • 03/24/2011
What will Stephen eat when he's depressed about skyrocketing food prices?
Nathan MyhrvoldThe Colbert ReportS7
Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
Top News Stories All at OnceThe Colbert ReportS7
Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
Sign Off - Pistachio Ice CreamThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
Raging Art-On - Art 3The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
The Word - Over-ReactorThe Colbert ReportS7
The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
Channeled RageThe Colbert ReportS7
The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
Jody WilliamsThe Colbert ReportS7
Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie GarrettThe Colbert ReportS7
Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
Bears & Balls - Misery EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
Intro - 3/24/11The Colbert ReportS7
Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
Chaos in ChaonadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
Shout Out to Cece LedererThe Colbert ReportS7
Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain TravelersThe Colbert ReportS7
New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"The Colbert ReportS7
Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
Maine SqueezeThe Colbert ReportS7
Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
Intro - 3/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
Michael MooreThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
Intro - 3/29/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Turd Sandwich in LibyaThe Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
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