Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Season 2 E 4 • 10/26/2011
Bargain Bob helps his customers find whatever they're looking for, be it a leaf blower or a dildo.
Cat vs. Leg - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Mom's Cat - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Cinnabon & Day DrinkingNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
Alien Paternity Test - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
Suicidal DogNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
Partying OlympicsNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
Pinata Your BodyNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
Full Blown MaidsNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
Fake VaginaNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
Wheelchair Cat at the HospitalNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
Bargain Bob'sNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
Drunk Driving & NBA Team NamesNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
Fist CamNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga's New CaptainNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Lady Gaga's cop brother is forced to choose between his badge and his family.
Psychotically FamousNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6
Nick describes exactly what he would do if he were Johnny Depp for a day.
The Flying StripperNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6
When a stripper offers a coworker a free dance, she gets a magical gift in return.
Missing WomanNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6
Reporter Chip Paneling interviews a man who may or may not be aiding in the search for a local woman.
Kelly & Cindy - Adventures of Drunk ChicksNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7
Two inebriated women can't decide what they want to order at Cheeseburger World.
Legalize MethNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7
Crystal meth users set out to prove that their cause is just as relevant as the pro-marijuana movement.
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