Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Season 2 E 4 • 10/26/2011
Bargain Bob helps his customers find whatever they're looking for, be it a leaf blower or a dildo.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Suicidal Dog
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Partying Olympics
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3Pinata Your Body
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Full Blown Maids
A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Fake Vagina
Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital
Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4Bargain Bob's
When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names
Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5Fist Cam
Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5Space Weed - Uncensored
The world's finest gamer is called upon to take his skills to the next level, the space station Sector Q.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga's New Captain
Lady Gaga's cop brother is forced to choose between his badge and his family.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6Psychotically Famous
Nick describes exactly what he would do if he were Johnny Depp for a day.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6The Flying Stripper
When a stripper offers a coworker a free dance, she gets a magical gift in return.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E6Missing Woman
Reporter Chip Paneling interviews a man who may or may not be aiding in the search for a local woman.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7Kelly & Cindy - Adventures of Drunk Chicks
Two inebriated women can't decide what they want to order at Cheeseburger World.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E7Legalize Meth
Crystal meth users set out to prove that their cause is just as relevant as the pro-marijuana movement.
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