The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/1/06
Season 2 • 08/01/2006
Peter Beinart will join Stephen to discus his new book.
The Colbert ReportS2 Book Club
Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ned Lamont
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bicycle Theft
Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/31/06
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Uncool
Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
The Colbert ReportS2 Cuba Libre
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
The Colbert ReportS2 Balls for Kidz - Carnivals
A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Courting Joe Lieberman
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/1/06
Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made
You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
The Colbert ReportS2 Linda Hirshman
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs
Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Single Serving
Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one?
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/2/06
According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
The Colbert ReportS2 Chair for Joe Lieberman
There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table.
The Colbert ReportS2 No Joe Lieberman
Stephen allotted a portion of the show to an interview with Senator Joseph Lieberman, but the senator isn't actually in the studio.
The Colbert ReportS2 Meet an Ally - Palau
Stephen interviews the U.N. Ambassador from Palau, who wasn't raised there and doesn't know how to say "thank you" in Palau's native tongue.
The Colbert ReportS2 Paul Hackett
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
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