The Colbert Report

The Colbert Report's 1000th Show

Season 8 • 02/28/2012

The Colbert Report hits 1,000 episodes: suck it, Simpsons!

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Arizona GOP Debate

At the GOP presidential debate in Arizona, Mitt Romney slaps down Rick Santorum's accusation that Romneycare led to Obamacare.
02/23/2012
05:10

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Posthumous Mormon Baptism

Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews.
02/23/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
02/27/2012
06:57

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Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan Campaigns

Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity.
02/27/2012
05:21

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Peggielene Bartels

Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
02/27/2012
00:37

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Intro - 2/28/12

High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues.
02/28/2012
05:38

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Rising Oil Prices - John Kilduff

With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
02/28/2012
04:12

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Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Bob Morris & Kyle Jones

Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws.
02/28/2012
01:12

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Stephen's 1000th Ticket

Stephen turns in his 1,000 skee-ball tickets for a prize.
02/28/2012
06:04

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Ross Eisenbrey

Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
02/28/2012
03:06

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The Colbert Report's 1000th Show

Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes.
02/28/2012
03:31

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Countdown to Loving Mitt

Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
02/29/2012
00:33

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Intro - 2/29/12

A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
02/29/2012
06:13

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William Shatner

William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
02/29/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
02/29/2012
05:08

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The Word - Change We Can Believe In

Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
02/29/2012
05:12

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Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's Babyccino

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
02/29/2012
06:00

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Claire Danes

Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
03/01/2012
04:43

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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama Jokes

Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
03/01/2012
02:21

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Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb Bush

As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
03/01/2012
07:13

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People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
03/01/2012
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