The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Season 3 E 120 • 09/25/2007
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.

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00:34
The Colbert ReportS3 E119
Intro - 9/24/07
Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
09/24/2007
06:39
The Colbert ReportS3 E119
Thomas L. Friedman
Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
09/24/2007
02:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E119
The Metric System
Stephen's been railing against the metric system since he was a midday anchor in 1987.
09/24/2007
05:26
The Colbert ReportS3 E119
The Word - Na Na-Na Na Na Na
We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.
09/24/2007
02:46
The Colbert ReportS3 E119
Sign Off - Stephen Accepts Your Apologies
This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment.
09/24/2007
00:34
The Colbert ReportS3 E120
Intro - 9/25/07
Stephen sits down with author John Grisham and learns that half of the world's languages are going extinct.
09/25/2007
01:33
The Colbert ReportS3 E120
No Nuclear Iran
The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
09/25/2007
05:37
The Colbert ReportS3 E120
K. David Harrison
Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
09/25/2007
05:41
The Colbert ReportS3 E120
John Grisham
John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
09/25/2007
03:11
The Colbert ReportS3 E120
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Giuliani
Dustin Hoffman and Rudy Giuliani have been at each other ever since Hoffman beat out the former mayor for the lead in "Tootsie."
09/25/2007
03:27
The Colbert ReportS3 E120
Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
09/25/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E121
Intro - 9/26/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on NBC and iTunes, questions the validity of a third political party, and interviews Tony Bennett.
09/26/2007
01:07
The Colbert ReportS3 E121
Forgiving Bennett
Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
09/26/2007
03:47
The Colbert ReportS3 E121
The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors
With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
09/26/2007
02:27
The Colbert ReportS3 E121
Canadian Dollar
Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
09/26/2007
04:25
The Colbert ReportS3 E121
Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
09/26/2007
05:05
The Colbert ReportS3 E121
Sam Waterston
Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
09/26/2007
03:30
The Colbert ReportS3 E122
The Word - Early Immunization
If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
09/27/2007
00:39
The Colbert ReportS3 E122
Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
09/27/2007
02:16
The Colbert ReportS3 E122
King Tut
Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
09/27/2007
02:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E122
Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons
When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
09/27/2007
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