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Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters

Season 3 • 09/25/2007

Muslim teens say: "Go ahead, profile me."

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Intro - 9/24/07

Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
09/24/2007
06:39

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Thomas L. Friedman

Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
09/24/2007
02:31

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The Metric System

Stephen's been railing against the metric system since he was a midday anchor in 1987.
09/24/2007
05:26

The Colbert ReportS3
The Word - Na Na-Na Na Na Na

We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.
09/24/2007
02:46

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Sign Off - Stephen Accepts Your Apologies

This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment.
09/24/2007
00:34

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 9/25/07

Stephen sits down with author John Grisham and learns that half of the world's languages are going extinct.
09/25/2007
01:33

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No Nuclear Iran

The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
09/25/2007
05:37

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K. David Harrison

Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
09/25/2007
05:41

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John Grisham

John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
09/25/2007
03:11

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Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Giuliani

Dustin Hoffman and Rudy Giuliani have been at each other ever since Hoffman beat out the former mayor for the lead in "Tootsie."
09/25/2007
03:27

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Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters

Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
09/25/2007
00:32

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Intro - 9/26/07

Tonight, Stephen reports on NBC and iTunes, questions the validity of a third political party, and interviews Tony Bennett.
09/26/2007
01:07

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Forgiving Bennett

Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
09/26/2007
03:47

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The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors

With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
09/26/2007
02:27

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Canadian Dollar

Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
09/26/2007
04:25

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Tony Bennett

Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
09/26/2007
05:05

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Sam Waterston

Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
09/26/2007
03:30

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The Word - Early Immunization

If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
09/27/2007
00:39

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Sign Off - Bear in the Woods

Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
09/27/2007
02:16

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King Tut

Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
09/27/2007
02:31

The Colbert ReportS3
Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons

When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
09/27/2007
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