The Colbert Report
Sport Report - NYC Marathon & Olympic Speedskating
Season 5 • 11/02/2009
An American wins the NYC marathon, and the Colbert Nation sponsors the U.S. Speedskating team.
Sign Off - Thanks to Bill Simmons & Rosanne CashThe Colbert ReportS5
Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it.
Bill SimmonsThe Colbert ReportS5
Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
Intro - 10/29/09The Colbert ReportS5
Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball.
We Got the Beating - Rosanne CashThe Colbert ReportS5
Rosanne Cash explains why she doesn't want her music used to torture Gitmo detainees.
ThreatDown - Halloween EditionThe Colbert ReportS5
Halloween masks spread the H1N1 virus, candy sends kids toward a life of crime, and dogs wear matching sexy costumes.
Intro - 11/2/09The Colbert ReportS5
Nicholas Thompson isn't going to show his face anytime soon after getting nailed by Stephen.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Arnold SchwarzeneggerThe Colbert ReportS5
Arnold Schwarzenegger comes up with the dirtiest hidden word puzzle since they discontinued the kid's menu at Hooters.
Used KarzaiThe Colbert ReportS5
Hamid Karzai is declared the winner of the Afghan election after Abdullah Abdullah withdraws from the race.
Nicholas ThompsonThe Colbert ReportS5
Nicholas Thompson describes the lives of two friends -- Paul Nitze and George Kennan -- battling over the U.S. approach to the Cold War.
Sign Off - Donate to the U.S. Speedskating TeamThe Colbert ReportS5
Make sure that it's America's 38-inch thighs on the Olympics medal platform by donating to the U.S. speedskating team.
Sport Report - NYC Marathon & Olympic SpeedskatingThe Colbert ReportS5
An American finally wins the New York City marathon, and the Colbert Nation becomes the official sponsor of the U.S. Speedskating team.
Canadian Hackers Sabotage Colbert NationThe Colbert ReportS5
Despite Canadian hackers taking down the donations link, you heroes have already raised $40,000 for the U.S. Speedskating team.
Sign Off - They Call Me Mister FryThe Colbert ReportS5
If you are going to be in New York, check out "They Call Me Mister Fry" at the Comic Strip Live.
Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS5
Andrew Sullivan details Barack Obama's achievements in improved international relations, health care reform and bipartisanship.
Nailed 'Em - Mormon Church TrespassingThe Colbert ReportS5
The Mormon Church arrested Derek Jones and Matt Aune for criminal trespassing, not for being gay.
The Word - The Green MileThe Colbert ReportS5
The rest of America should follow Arizona's lead and replace the long arm of the law with the invisible hand of the market.
Intro - 11/3/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen thinks it's racist that there's no Pepper Lake City, and Andrew Sullivan talks about Obama's accomplishments.
Intro - 11/5/09The Colbert ReportS5
Canadian athletes dope with beaver musk to gain an unfair advantage at the Winter Games, and William Bratton runs from the law.
Intro - 11/4/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen takes a wait-and-swim approach to global warming and talks to Harold Evans about the newspaper business.
Formidable Opponent - Global Warming With Al GoreThe Colbert ReportS5
Al Gore explains to Stephen and Stephen and Al Gore that stopping global warming doesn't have to hurt the economy.
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