The Colbert Report
Dr. Jerry Vizzone
Season 3 E 99 • 08/01/2007
The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.

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00:38
The Colbert ReportS3 E98
Rupert Murdoch Purchases The Wall Street Journal
Stephen wonders if Rupert Murdoch has instead taken over Reuters, who were first to report the story.
07/31/2007
02:21
The Colbert ReportS3 E98
Wrist Violence Epidemic
Stephen continues to attack films that show wrist violence and calls on Hollywood to stop showing such acts.
07/31/2007
02:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E98
Smokin' Pole - Arc! Who Goes There?
Now is the time for America to deploy its undersea army of hermit crabs to fight back Russia from claiming the North Pole.
07/31/2007
06:06
The Colbert ReportS3 E98
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend explains how the Christian Right has shrunk God and made America not care about the common good.
07/31/2007
00:33
The Colbert ReportS3 E98
Intro - 7/31/07
In this episode, Russia lays claim to the North Pole, Democrats accuse Alberto Gonzales of perjury and guest Kathleen Kennedy Townsend talks about what happens when you mix politics and religion.
07/31/2007
03:57
The Colbert ReportS3 E99
The Word - College Credit
Stephen is all in favor of a new system of charging higher tuition for certain college majors and has some additional ideas of his own.
08/01/2007
03:09
The Colbert ReportS3 E99
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Hollywood Pigeons
Stephen recommends that Hollywood stop putting their pigeons on the pill and start teaching an abstinence-only curriculum.
08/01/2007
00:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E99
Intro - 8/1/07
Stephen thinks an infestation of pigeons is Michael Bay's latest summer blockbuster.
08/01/2007
05:59
The Colbert ReportS3 E99
Michael Beschloss
Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
08/01/2007
00:14
The Colbert ReportS3 E99
30-Minute Anniversary
Stephen wishes the Nation a happy 30-minute anniversary, but wonders where his present is.
08/01/2007
05:45
The Colbert ReportS3 E99
Dr. Jerry Vizzone
The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.
08/01/2007
01:39
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Farewell Ingmar Bergman
Stephen bids farewell to legendary Swedish filmmaker Ingmar Bergman.
08/03/2007
05:18
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Michael Behe
The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
08/02/2007
01:19
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
ThighMasters for the Troops
Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
08/02/2007
00:34
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Intro - 8/2/07
Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
08/02/2007
03:50
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Rick MacArthur
Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
08/02/2007
01:57
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Sport Report - Barry Smash
Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
08/02/2007
04:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Superhighway
Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
08/02/2007
06:34
The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
08/07/2007
00:50
The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
Stephen asks Representative Faleomavaega about his butt tattoos.
08/07/2007
00:19
The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals
Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
08/07/2007
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