The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Emmys

Season 8 • 09/23/2003

Jon celebrates The Daily Show's Emmy win with hops and barley.

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03:59

World Nukes Tonight
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Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
09/18/2003
01:29

Hurricane Isabel
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Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
09/18/2003
03:37

A Ploy Named Sue
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If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
09/18/2003
04:09

Alablama
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The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
09/18/2003
06:38

Michael Caine
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Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
09/23/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Sex Tourism
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President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
03:37

Emmy Celebration
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Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
09/23/2003
02:00

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army
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American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
09/23/2003
02:19

Headlines - Some Assembly Required
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President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
02:02

Auto-Exotic Fixation
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Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
09/23/2003
00:53

Intro - Emmys
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There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
09/23/2003
02:42

Crazy in Alabama
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At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
09/24/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - God Haters
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Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
09/24/2003
01:06

What Else You Got?
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In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
09/24/2003
01:17

Democracy Baby
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Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
09/24/2003
05:13

Ben Stiller
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Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
09/24/2003
05:17

Take Two Tablets...
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An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
09/24/2003
02:57

Punch Cards
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The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
09/24/2003
06:35

Jonah Goldberg
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Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
09/25/2003
06:51

The Debate
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Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
09/25/2003
00:07

Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy Central
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Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
09/25/2003
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