The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
They So Horny?
Season 8 E 63 • 11/19/2003
Professor Hamamoto has a dream that one day Asian men will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the character of their penis.

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They So Horny?
Professor Hamamoto has a dream that one day Asian men will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the character of their penis.
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