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They So Horny?
Season 8 • 11/19/2003
Why bother knocking on a door you know will be locked?
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04:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Back in Black - Big Fat Americans
Lewis Black vents about obesity in America, the evils of bread and the idiocy of Dr. Phil's energy bars.
11/18/2003
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Arnold
Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as the new Governor of California.
11/18/2003
08:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bernard Goldberg
Former CBS correspondent, and best-selling author of both Bias and Arrogance, Bernard Goldberg discusses the media elite and their elitist bubble.
11/18/2003
04:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Gov, Actually
The police storm Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as the Governor of California.
11/18/2003
03:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
In a State...
Stephen Colbert points out the differences between the inaugurations of Governors Gray Davis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
11/18/2003
05:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
James Spader
For the past two Thanksgivings, James Spader has cooked a frighteningly large chicken instead of turkey.
11/19/2003
03:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Occupation
When we want to occupy someone, they don't want us to occupy, and when they do want us to occupy we lose interest in occupying.
11/19/2003
02:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Celebrity Scandals
It will be interesting to see if Michael Jackson's child molestation trial winds up being the train wreck we've been waiting for since 1983.
11/19/2003
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Invited Presence
Paul Bremer tells ABC News that the U.S. will become an invited presence in Iraq.
11/19/2003
02:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thanksgiving
The dramatic Native Americans introduced the white man to the pumpkin or, as they called it, the gourd of fire.
11/19/2003
05:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
They So Horny?
Professor Hamamoto has a dream that one day Asian men will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the character of their penis.
11/19/2003
05:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Billy Bob Thornton
Billy Bob Thornton tells Jon how he was nervous about swearing in front of the child actors in his latest film.
11/20/2003
02:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
About a Boy
President Bush arrives in London for a three day visit to America's leading -- and more or less only -- ally.
11/20/2003
03:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Queers Vie for the Straight Tie
Soon gay people will be mailing invitations and picking out china patterns like the rest of the straight losers.
11/20/2003
01:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Intro - Michael Jackson Trial
The CNN logo has an erection over the Michael Jackson trial.
11/20/2003
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Rotten Bush
An old protestor chants for President Bush to leave England.
11/20/2003
04:26
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rob Corddry is Watching TV - Rich Girls
Rob Corddry covers the new television genre that follows wealthy heirs, including "Rich Girls," "Born Rich" and "The Simple Life."
11/20/2003
03:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Thanksgiving
If you think an Iraq Thanksgiving is dangerous, you should see the Bush family Thanksgiving in Crawford, Texas.
12/01/2003
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise
Paul Bremer surprises the American soldiers in Iraq by announcing President George W. Bush.
12/01/2003
03:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bush's Thanksgiving Trip
What the country saw on Thanksgiving was a president who knew when and how he was leaving Iraq, specifically at noon and full of giblets.
12/01/2003
04:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Take This Job And Love It!
Correspondent Rob Corddry is prepared to come into money so he can quit his job and get this economy going.
12/01/2003
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