The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

They So Horny?

Season 8 • 11/19/2003

Why bother knocking on a door you know will be locked?

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Back in Black - Big Fat Americans

Lewis Black vents about obesity in America, the evils of bread and the idiocy of Dr. Phil's energy bars.
11/18/2003
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Moment of Zen - Arnold

Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as the new Governor of California.
11/18/2003
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Bernard Goldberg

Former CBS correspondent, and best-selling author of both Bias and Arrogance, Bernard Goldberg discusses the media elite and their elitist bubble.
11/18/2003
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Headlines - Gov, Actually

The police storm Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as the Governor of California.
11/18/2003
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In a State...

Stephen Colbert points out the differences between the inaugurations of Governors Gray Davis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
11/18/2003
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James Spader

For the past two Thanksgivings, James Spader has cooked a frighteningly large chicken instead of turkey.
11/19/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Occupation

When we want to occupy someone, they don't want us to occupy, and when they do want us to occupy we lose interest in occupying.
11/19/2003
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Celebrity Scandals

It will be interesting to see if Michael Jackson's child molestation trial winds up being the train wreck we've been waiting for since 1983.
11/19/2003
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Moment of Zen - Invited Presence

Paul Bremer tells ABC News that the U.S. will become an invited presence in Iraq.
11/19/2003
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Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thanksgiving

The dramatic Native Americans introduced the white man to the pumpkin or, as they called it, the gourd of fire.
11/19/2003
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They So Horny?

Professor Hamamoto has a dream that one day Asian men will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the character of their penis.
11/19/2003
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Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton tells Jon how he was nervous about swearing in front of the child actors in his latest film.
11/20/2003
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About a Boy

President Bush arrives in London for a three day visit to America's leading -- and more or less only -- ally.
11/20/2003
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Queers Vie for the Straight Tie

Soon gay people will be mailing invitations and picking out china patterns like the rest of the straight losers.
11/20/2003
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Intro - Michael Jackson Trial

The CNN logo has an erection over the Michael Jackson trial.
11/20/2003
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Moment of Zen - Rotten Bush

An old protestor chants for President Bush to leave England.
11/20/2003
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Rob Corddry is Watching TV - Rich Girls

Rob Corddry covers the new television genre that follows wealthy heirs, including "Rich Girls," "Born Rich" and "The Simple Life."
11/20/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Thanksgiving

If you think an Iraq Thanksgiving is dangerous, you should see the Bush family Thanksgiving in Crawford, Texas.
12/01/2003
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Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise

Paul Bremer surprises the American soldiers in Iraq by announcing President George W. Bush.
12/01/2003
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Bush's Thanksgiving Trip

What the country saw on Thanksgiving was a president who knew when and how he was leaving Iraq, specifically at noon and full of giblets.
12/01/2003
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Take This Job And Love It!

Correspondent Rob Corddry is prepared to come into money so he can quit his job and get this economy going.
12/01/2003
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